D&D is of the devil, but marrying 13 year old girls is fine.

Madcow9000 · 10-31-2009, 03:01 AM

A friend of mine linked me this site.

http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/gameofsatan/#child

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Evil roleplaying games are sliding nude teenage girls on a greased pole straight to the FLAMES of HELL for ETERNAL TORMENT, Satan laughing aloud at this! Those who play these satanic games are actually WORSHIPPING SATAN! An INTERNATIONAL CONSPIRACY of roleplayers and satan worshippers promotes this evil hobby! The "Satan's little helper" picture to the right portrays an example of the BLASPHEMOUS PORNOGRAPHIC PICTURES which are used to LURE YOUNG MEN into these SATANIC games! The books, "rules", they say, are direct BLASPHEMY against our Holy Bible, and contain SATANIC RITES which persuade our children into SIN which is rewarded with DEATH and ETERNAL TORTURE in the FLAMES of HELL!

CLARGIFICATION ABOUT TRUE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGA!!!! Still there is a very inportant thing about "Lesbianism" in holy matrimony! (it is perfectly ok when two or more women pleasure each other for the pleasure of THEIR HUSBAND in Holy Matrimony - that shouldn't even be CALLED lesbianism!) but we escpesially need to clarifice about True Christian Marriage! First of all: In the good old days, girls were married as young as 13 years old, and there were no problems. In USA, most states allow marrying at 16 years, a few still at 13 years. Check if you don't believe (a non-christian reader will never ever believe anything they read that can't first verify). Of course, the girls must always marry a fully grown man, with an education, steady income, own car, preferably an own house, etc. That's why the fianc� is rarely even younger than 21. The bride should be as young as allowed by the law, because then the bride is most likely to be pure. True Christians meticulously follow all the justful laws of their country, however, so in Finland, we can marry 17-year old girls - 13 year olds should only be married according to the laws, such as in certain US states have.

At first I thought this had to be a troll but after following some links, apparently this disturbed individual is also an AUTHOR!

Among the ramblings is a useful tip on how to identify witches, and this interesting tidbit...

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I set up a secret web-cam into the sauna and got proof that indeed their 14-year old daughter was defiling herself in the sauna.

Now I'm no expert on Finnish law, but I'm pretty sure that's damn well illegal in most civilized cultures. Then again maybe the parents gave consent for the strange witch hunter to watch their 14 year old masturbate, who knows?

Here's something else comical. The nutjob declares this

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The satanworshipers of USA always appeal to their FIRST AMENDMEND, which means "freedom of speech". Well, here is news for you! That stupid "First Amendmend" is not valid here in Finland!!! I will report all satanworshippers to the authorities! They will be SENTENCED for BLASPEHMY here in Finland, and it means at least TWO YEARS IN PRISON! If you are not with as, you are AGAINST us!!!

Right below this

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Fortunately, here in Finland, we have freedom of speech, and we can tell the truth. In the police state of Hollad, talking about christianty is illegal.

There is a WHOLE big detailed story on how D&D DM's keep their players through sodomy and crack cocain. XD I couldn't take anymore. Thought I'd share the agony with you guys and see if it stirs up any discussion.

I mean, seriously. Even American REPUBLICANS aren't this anti-everything.

Meister · 10-31-2009, 03:43 AM

Good heavens, a veritable goldmine.

... actually ~~I have a hunch~~ I'm pretty sure this site might be a very elaborate trolling attempt or parody because in the list of "other things for Christians to avoid" the entry "Marvel Comics" links to DC and "Carebears" links to alt.sex.bears.

Si Civa · 10-31-2009, 03:49 AM

Wikipedia article.

Thank you wikipedia, you're the best.

But Finland is still pretty fucked up sometimes! But at least we aren't USA.

Meister · 10-31-2009, 03:53 AM

I think the language part of his foreigner's guide to Finland can't be fully trusted either.

e: actually I kind of want to know if he ever got any approving e-mails.

Madcow9000 · 10-31-2009, 03:55 AM

Oh thank god! I suspected it was a troll but couldn't quite put my finger on it.

That is a huge relief that there's not yet ANOTHER nutjob of this magnitude in the world. WHEW!

Si Civa · 10-31-2009, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Madcow9000

That is a huge relief that there's not yet ANOTHER nutjob of this magnitude in the world. WHEW!

I really could start ~~spamming~~ linking youtube videos of whacky Finns, but you guys don't understand Finnish languange. Your lost really.

Instead I will link this.

Meister · 10-31-2009, 05:01 AM

As long as we're talking language barrier here. This is amazing for reasons I'm not quite sure about.

A Zarkin' Frood · 10-31-2009, 06:43 AM

Come on, this is so obvious. I can't believe anyone thought this was real. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE EMPHASISA IS IN THE ORIGINALL AS WELL!Q!!

Well, maybe I just have too much faith in humankind. (Which contradicts my ocassional misanthropic thoughts.)
Or I had enough exposition to madness already to know what's real and what not, since there are several other sites such as this about Religious nutjobs. But they are in German, so I wont post any links.

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Originally Posted by Meister

As long as we're talking language barrier here. This is amazing for reasons I'm not quite sure about.

Haha, man, why do people make stuff like this?

Si Civa · 10-31-2009, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Meister

As long as we're talking language barrier here. This is amazing for reasons I'm not quite sure about.

Does it actually make sense in Germany?

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Originally Posted by InsaneGenius

Religious nutjobs.

This is kinda relevant, like not all.

A Zarkin' Frood · 10-31-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Si Civa

This is kinda relevant, like not all.

I actually meant that the satirical sites, that were similar in their condemning random things in a similar manner, were maintained by fake overzealous christians (in my original post: about, as in, satire "about" those). Which is not the relevent part but additional info. Sorry if that wasn't clear enough from my post.

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Does it actually make sense in Germany?

Sort of, it's not particularly good German.
What made it funny for me were the subtitles. I don't know finnish at all, but that's 'cause.

10-31-2009, 03:55 AM	#5
Madcow9000 With just a hint of lemon.... Join Date: May 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 97	Oh thank god! I suspected it was a troll but couldn't quite put my finger on it. That is a huge relief that there's not yet ANOTHER nutjob of this magnitude in the world. WHEW! __________________ "I know not with what weapons the Third World War will be fought. But the Fourth World War will be fought by Splugorthian biowizardry and tatoomagic, with a liberal smattering of giant robots and mutant dogs." -Albert Einstien

10-31-2009, 03:43 AM	#2
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	Good heavens, a veritable goldmine. ... actually ~~I have a hunch~~ I'm pretty sure this site might be a very elaborate trolling attempt or parody because in the list of "other things for Christians to avoid" the entry "Marvel Comics" links to DC and "Carebears" links to alt.sex.bears.

10-31-2009, 03:49 AM	#3
Si Civa Nothing's gonna change my world Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,078	Wikipedia article. Thank you wikipedia, you're the best. But Finland is still pretty fucked up sometimes! But at least we aren't USA.

10-31-2009, 03:53 AM	#4
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	I think the language part of his foreigner's guide to Finland can't be fully trusted either. e: actually I kind of want to know if he ever got any approving e-mails.

10-31-2009, 05:01 AM	#7
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	As long as we're talking language barrier here. This is amazing for reasons I'm not quite sure about.