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Funka has spoken!
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Sometimes this country and its citizenry confuses me, but then I remember that in places like India and Africa mothers are literally beating their children while force-feeding them so that they will get fat and marry-able.
Insert long article here. But yeah, seems a bit of an unhealthy choice and arguments could be made about how this is a poor decision for the sake of her children, but this makes her happy. What kind of stuff would you all do to be #1 at something? |
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SOM3WH3R3
Join Date: Jun 2009
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An interesting point to consider is that if you kill everyone else, you'll be #1 at everything!
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Funka has spoken!
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Everything but all of the good death related things.
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Fetched the Candy Cane!
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You'll be the one doing the killing so you'll share the #1 spot with the victim
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Lawful Sarcastic
Join Date: Dec 2009
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And all the good friendship related things.
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Just sleeping
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What exactly is a thing one can be number one at related to friendship?
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Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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They have trophies for it and everything.
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Sent to the cornfield
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This is mortifying, and what's sad is that the MORE humanitarian way of thinking, for me, is hoping that the men sending her protein shakes and such are just trying to reinforce natural selection.
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#9 |
Funka has spoken!
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Do I need to break out the fetish chart again? Weight enthusiasts are a rather large (heh punny) and defined group.
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Fetched the Candy Cane!
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He could always just become friends with corpses.
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