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Unread 10-19-2010, 01:29 AM   #1
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Fun How Jokes Die

I just realized that 'your mom' jokes dying shall be two-fold.

Firstly, as the jokes get older, they fall more and more out of style.

And secondly, as I grow older, it becomes more likely that the person I am talking to (assuming I converse mainly with people fairly close to my age) has a dead mother and that the joke just becomes uncomfortable for everyone.*


This saddens me.

*These people are such goddamn whiners. WAAAAAH my mom is dead and it clearly wasn't recently and you had absolutely no way of knowing that YOU'RE SUCH A JERK FOR MAKING THE ASSUMPTION THAT I, LIKE THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE OF MY AGE GROUP, HAVE A LIVING MOTHER
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Unread 10-19-2010, 01:41 AM   #2
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The correct response to a dead mother in such a situation is, and always has been, "Well, I guess that explains why she didn't move much last night."
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Unread 10-19-2010, 01:43 AM   #3
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Or when they say "My mother is dead" say "I know"
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Unread 10-19-2010, 10:16 AM   #4
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Or when they say "My mother is dead" say "I know"
I prefer to say "Yes. I was there when she choked."
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Unread 10-19-2010, 12:26 PM   #5
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Or when they say "My mother is dead" say "I know"
Nah, you tell him you killed her with sex.
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What are you talking about? Your mom jokes had their exhaustion phase in like 1990, they've been an undead joke since. And the undead have no Constitution score, so they can run forever. That's the best stage of a running joke, when they never ever stop.

Not entirely unlike your mom.
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Unread 10-19-2010, 02:31 AM   #8
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What are you talking about? Your mom jokes had their exhaustion phase in like 1990, they've been an undead joke since. And the undead have no Constitution score, so they can run forever. That's the best stage of a running joke, when they never ever stop.

Not entirely unlike your mom.
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Unread 10-19-2010, 02:16 AM   #9
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Unread 10-19-2010, 10:40 AM   #10
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I didn't say that they would stop being funny, just that they would become less socially appropriate.
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