DISCUSSION: If the Statue of Liberty were blown up tomorrow, what would you build?

Magus · 11-29-2010, 12:01 AM

The Statue of Liberty represents for our nation a symbol of freedom and loving brotherhood. It is representative of an undying virtue we are to uphold in our government and our nation. If it were attacked by terrorists attempting to destroy this beloved symbol, and destroyed, what would you build in its place?

I've already mentioned in another thread, but basically I would build a badass Crusader knight in white armor, holding up a flaming sword. I think this represents our current national outlook the best.

His foot would be crushing the head of some third-world type (maybe an actual 11th century Ottoman?)

Around the base would be a poem which, unlike the Emma Lazarus poem, tells foreigners to stay the fuck out, OR maybe just some Blind Guardian lyrics (this is debatable).

So, if the Statue of Liberty were blown up tomorrow, what would you build? What everlasting symbol do you think best represents the American dream, whether real or imagined? Can you one-up the French in their symbolism? What could possibly be superior to a badass flaming-sword wielding knight?

Well?

Kim · 11-29-2010, 12:03 AM

Can we just steal Japan's life-size Gundam?

POS Industries · 11-29-2010, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NonCon

Can we just steal Japan's life-size Gundam?

The Statue of Liberty cannon from G Gundam would be the most appropriate thing.

Shin Amakiir · 11-29-2010, 02:59 AM

Either

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Originally Posted by NonCon

Can we just steal Japan's life-size Gundam?

or a giant dildo. For when it turns out planets are sentient, and Earth is a lesbian, and so is Mars.

Magus · 11-29-2010, 12:07 AM

If we were to go that route I believe it would make more sense to build a bigger life-sized Gundam, possibly Death Scythe because that is the most badass one I can think of.

Premmy · 11-29-2010, 12:08 AM

A giant fucking fire, just an ass-load of fire, forever burning, with a lightning rod in the center.

Krylo · 11-29-2010, 12:08 AM

Nothing.

It would represent our nihilistic approach to rampant consumerism and world politics.

Magus · 11-29-2010, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

Nothing.

It would represent our nihilistic approach to rampant consumerism and world politics.

Would constructing a life-size Kefka's Tower be conducive to this symbolism, or would it simply be missing the point?

I'm not sure about exploding the fire, Premmy, can you give any details? Would it involve fireworks, for instance? This could be brought into line with current 4th of July celebrations.

Premmy · 11-29-2010, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Magus

I'm not sure about exploding the fire, Premmy, can you give any details? Would it involve fireworks, for instance? This could be brought into line with current 4th of July celebrations.

Tactical Nuclear Strike, then we set the fallout on fire with lava from the volcano, which is triggered to erupt when the lightning rod is struck.

Premmy · 11-29-2010, 12:10 AM

Once a year we would explode the fire.

11-29-2010, 12:01 AM	#1
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	DISCUSSION: If the Statue of Liberty were blown up tomorrow, what would you build? The Statue of Liberty represents for our nation a symbol of freedom and loving brotherhood. It is representative of an undying virtue we are to uphold in our government and our nation. If it were attacked by terrorists attempting to destroy this beloved symbol, and destroyed, what would you build in its place? I've already mentioned in another thread, but basically I would build a badass Crusader knight in white armor, holding up a flaming sword. I think this represents our current national outlook the best. His foot would be crushing the head of some third-world type (maybe an actual 11th century Ottoman?) Around the base would be a poem which, unlike the Emma Lazarus poem, tells foreigners to stay the fuck out, OR maybe just some Blind Guardian lyrics (this is debatable). So, if the Statue of Liberty were blown up tomorrow, what would you build? What everlasting symbol do you think best represents the American dream, whether real or imagined? Can you one-up the French in their symbolism? What could possibly be superior to a badass flaming-sword wielding knight? Well? __________________ The Valiant Review Last edited by Magus; 11-29-2010 at 12:05 AM.

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Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Can we just steal Japan's life-size Gundam? __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

11-29-2010, 12:07 AM	#5
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	If we were to go that route I believe it would make more sense to build a bigger life-sized Gundam, possibly Death Scythe because that is the most badass one I can think of. __________________ The Valiant Review

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Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	A giant fucking fire, just an ass-load of fire, forever burning, with a lightning rod in the center. __________________ Drank

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Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Nothing. It would represent our nihilistic approach to rampant consumerism and world politics. __________________ I am very tired.

11-29-2010, 12:10 AM	#10
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	Once a year we would explode the fire. __________________ Drank