let me tell you about my politiks animes

[Kim]

Let me tell you about what will be the greatest animu ever.

Barack Obama is student council president at Chenji Gakuen, and pilot of the legendary super robot HopeBuster. When an evil alien race from the planet Loxodonta invades, only Obama can stop them. After flying off to face the threat, he returns. "Good news, everyone!" he begins, "I got them to agree to only kill one-third of the human race!" When the people revile him and throw rocks at him, he tells them to stop whining.

Roll credits.

[phil_]

Where are the girls?

[Kim]

Originally Posted by phil_

Where are the girls?

They're implied and have no plot relevance. Just like real anime!

[phil_]

Originally Posted by NonCon

They're implied

I wouldn't watch this.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Originally Posted by phil_

I wouldn't watch this.

[Loyal]

But NonCon, what's the lesson to be learned here?

[Kim]

Originally Posted by Loyal

But NonCon, what's the lesson to be learned here?

As always, it is to believe in yourself.

[Aldurin]

Will this become a video game or is it just gonna be a movie?

[Pip Boy]

Originally Posted by NonCon

As always, it is to believe in yourself.

Sometimes the lesson isn't to believe in yourself. Sometimes it is to believe in me who believes in you.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

That Obama is willing to negotiate with aliens and is probably one himself.

EDIT: I mean, fuck, they probably said "It's cool man, we're gonna leave Earth alone" but he was like "No, you're gonna kill one third" "Why?" "Because I'm the President of the (student council of the) United States of AMERICA, which is earth language for "Why the hell not?""