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Unread 01-03-2011, 09:46 PM   #1
Hanuman
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Unread 01-03-2011, 09:49 PM   #2
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Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own.
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Penis?
Testicles?
Maybe not..
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Unread 01-03-2011, 09:58 PM   #3
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Unread 01-03-2011, 10:15 PM   #4
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Not neccesarily in that order.
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Unread 01-03-2011, 10:18 PM   #5
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Unread 01-03-2011, 10:34 PM   #6
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Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. Kim will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them.
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A nice frilly skirt and a pair of high heels.
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Unread 01-03-2011, 11:07 PM   #7
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Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know!
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A nice frilly skirt and a pair of high heels.
And you'll sing, sing, sing
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Unread 01-03-2011, 11:12 PM   #8
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A gun, but not just any gun. This has to be a big honkin' gun, a gun so big that if the Germans had it they would have won WW1 and WW2 simultaneously. A gun so powerful you'll constantly have to shoot lawyers who keep trying to take away you 2nd amendment right. A gun so awesome that nobody ever tries to make your life miserable . . . ever.
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Unread 01-04-2011, 12:01 AM   #9
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A nice frilly skirt and a pair of high heels.
Heels suck.
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Unread 01-03-2011, 10:40 PM   #10
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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