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Unread 05-10-2011, 09:34 AM   #1
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WTF Whelp, I'm eighteen now
Today is my eighteenth birthday, so I feel like I should do something adult-y.

So the decision falls to NPF! What should I do?

Strip club? Take up smoking? Kill a hooker? Join the army?
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Unread 05-10-2011, 09:35 AM   #2
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You could do all of those at the same time, if you say the hooker was a terrorist.
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Unread 05-10-2011, 09:42 AM   #3
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Unread 05-10-2011, 10:05 AM   #4
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Off to the red light district!
Take a pick, it's on your friends.

... oh, wait. America. *smug*

Do it anyway, and have fun committing a crime in the process! =D
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Unread 05-10-2011, 10:13 AM   #5
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How about being a total rebel and get wasted on the cheapest booze you're not allowed to drink yet.

EDIT: Wait, don't do that. Star in a porno! I find an odd kind of irony and/or justice in the fact that it's legal to do that before drinking, which just might lead to pornographic activity anyway.
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BOOZE. GET BOOZED.
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Unread 05-10-2011, 10:31 AM   #7
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Huh, I didn't think you were that much younger than I was.

Well, happy birthday!

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So the decision falls to NPF! What should I do?
I don't know, kill a bear? Date one?

Join a porn site without lying about your age?

Vote?

Edit: Oh, wait, America. You might not be able to do half of that.
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Unread 05-10-2011, 11:55 AM   #8
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Join a porn site without lying about your age?
I think that was the most awkward thing to me when I turned 18. After years of lying, suddenly I could do those things legally. Then a younger friend asked me to buy beer for him once and that was when I realized "Holy shit, I'm the adult now". Blew my mind.
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Unread 05-10-2011, 12:11 PM   #9
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Yeah, pre-18, I was all like, "SCREW Y'ALL, I'M LYING ABOUT MY AGE ON EVERYTHING.", but now I'm still confused whenever I do my actual age.

Also, having a credit card is weird. I prefer using my debit card whenever possible, since I'm actually spending money rather than going, "HEY MAN I'LL PAY YOU BACK LATER." Well, actually, I preferest using cash, since I'm actually paying in cash and get to know how much I have left in my wallet. Anything else feels pretty uncomfortable. I've gotten into the habit of paying with groceries on my credit card though, so that I can build up credit rating.
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Unread 05-10-2011, 10:33 AM   #10
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On another note, holy shit, TheDarkKnight is eighteen.
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