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Unread 06-18-2011, 12:19 PM   #1
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WTF EAT SHIT!
No, really.

Apparently, when told to do something with the massive amounts of sewage at their disposal, some researchers in Japan thought, "Huh... LET'S EAT!"

I'm not even going to try to figure out what was going through their heads when they decided upon this course of action. What I'd like to know is how they found someone willing to taste-test this shit, or if they even bothered to tell them.

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Umm, no shit?
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Unread 06-18-2011, 12:24 PM   #2
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Unread 06-18-2011, 12:26 PM   #3
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Oh shit... I almost just fell out of my chair there. Well done, sir.

Well done as in your comment, mind you. I won't order the shit even if it is well done.
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Not any more disgusting than any of the other stuff we eat.
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Unread 06-18-2011, 12:28 PM   #5
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Not any more disgusting than any of the other stuff we eat.
I would say it is, but now I'm curious... what exactly do you make a habit of eating, SMB?
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Not any more disgusting than any of the other stuff we eat.
I guess "disgusting" is relative. But, relatively speaking, I would say no. It is definitely more disgusting than anything I've ever eaten.
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Do you eat apples or hard candy? That's got lots of beetle shit in it.
Do you drink energy drinks? Most of them have plasticisrs in them.
Egg powder is animal bile. Cheese is full of wood pulp.
Lots of artificial colours are mashed up beetles- like the whole beetle.
Eat anythign with added flavours? If itsnatural its generally some horrible animal innard. If it's artifical its just a mixture of nasty horrible chemicals.
Prettym uch everything we eat has some terrifying ingredient somewhere.
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Not personally, but people have been known to eat fish shit.
Also, monkey brains.
Drinking snake-blood, tapped from a live snake. Sometimes they put noodles in it.
Dogs.
One would assume also cats.

Then again, you might argue that dogs and cats simply constitute meat.
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Not personally, but people have been known to eat fish shit.
They also pay money to watch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, it's not like it makes that any less disgusting.
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... I have no idea how I mixed up those words.
With shit, I meant ovaries.

I mean, I really don't know how that happened.
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