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On the 4th of July never let us forget our darkest day, when terrorist forces unvieled themselves, stealing vast swathes of land from the empire through a dedicated campaign of violence and propaganda, capitalising on the sickness of our great king and forever blighting history with a dark swathe.
So I ask you good forum, how do you comisserate on this darkest day, how do you make sure not to forget this infamous moment so it shallnever be defeated. Myself I am building effigies to burn on the beach- years of experience building guy fawkes effigies- from full flammable gallows to popemobiles- have been turned onto our cruellest and weakest ofenemies, Washingtons wig makes a fine bounty. |
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Burn.
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*Looks at all the other countries that used to be part of the British Empire that have since became independant*
What's with the hate-on man?
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Most of those were granted indepedence by the unending generosity and magnificence of the British crown. Or at least had the decency of gentleman to give advance notice of secession and only hold minor skirmishes.
And this was the catalyst for all of them. Once it had begun,it could not be stopped. The evil seed of descent had been planted in the soil that is the weakness of man's heart and they were supported in their audacity by their elder brother of larceny, the grand prince of crime. And they not having a big celebration today of their villainy. |
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War Incarnate
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I just insult the French, berate Germans about losing the war and remind Spanish people about their last armada. It's good times.
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I just like how the
Shit, I don't even know how I know it's on July 4th. EDIT: Oh, right! There was this movie.
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I fail to see why betrayal day threads would be opened byAmericans. One would hope they do not glory in the sins of their ancestors.
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They could remember their past mistakes to never repeat them again? I dunno. That's how it works in Germany. We are even held accountable for World War II by our elders.
The current generation of twenty-somethings started a war that ended over 60 years ago. Yeah, should I ever get a kid I'll blame it for everything my grandparents did.
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Archer and Armstrong vs. the World
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Well I'm not encouraging anybody to go down the German path of let's remember out past but only in strictly regulated, political amenable historical units and arrest people for opposing this view or these policies.
That's nearly as bad as glorifying them. Quote:
When Britain first, at Heaven's command Arose from out the azure main; This was the charter of the land, And guardian angels sang this strain: "Rule, Britannia! rule the waves: "Britons never will be slaves." The nations, not so blest as thee, Must, in their turns, to tyrants fall; While thou shalt flourish great and free, The dread and envy of them all. "Rule, Britannia! rule the waves: "Britons never will be slaves." How's that empire going? What, you can't even conquer Vietnam, a place so small we didn't even think to map it? THE FRENCH conquered Vietnam. Now you struggling in Iraq. We conquered thanew t in the middle of a world war just cause we had nothing else to do that day. And Afghanistan- we conquered that because we were tired of looking at Indian servants so we thought we'd get a slightly different skin colour. Stop now guys, you're embarassing yourselves. Last edited by Professor Smarmiarty; 07-04-2011 at 05:59 PM. |
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Holy epic coincidence thread titles batman! Todays the day I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me! HOOORAAAAYYYYY!
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