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07-11-2011, 10:24 PM
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Bob Dole
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The "my future presidential run is forever jeopardized because..." thread
Who on this forum would you say is, thanks to their past rants and scandalous photos, least likely to ever be voted into political office?
Keep in mind presidential disqualification can come in many flavors, from unintended racism, to willful ignorance, to a latent yet promiscuous obsession with ponies. Also, I realize not all of us are 'mericans, so just mold the term "presidential" to fit your locale.
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07-11-2011, 10:39 PM
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FRONT KICK OF DOOM!
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Well, Obama got elected so the only other reason I wouldn't be elected is because I'm too radical for my own good. I'd be firing people from bureacratic USA left and right, making more enemies as the budget deficit actually got smaller from firing the likes of Napolitano, Pistole, Morton, Espinel, Rove, Clinton, Clinton, Bush Jr., Cheney (I'd fire him twice), and any other person in a high position of power who thinks they're too big to fail.
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07-11-2011, 10:40 PM
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Trash Goblin
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I have done nothing that I could not cover with money; therefore I am completely capable as a presidential candidate.
Fenris would have troubles, what with all the photographs of him in Tijuana, doing lines of strippers off a coke's ass.
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07-11-2011, 10:49 PM
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FRONT KICK OF DOOM!
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Are you talking about the guy stripper or the hairy ass stripper?
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07-11-2011, 10:50 PM
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for all seasons
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I have moral values and don't enjoy hurting people for the sake of demonstrating that I enjoy hurting people.
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07-12-2011, 05:09 AM
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07-11-2011, 11:01 PM
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Cinderella
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I'd do great in politics if I could avoid my homosexuality. Other than that, I have a short cropped haircut. Business looking. I have lived my life in a bland, uncontroversial, and repressed manner that is almost unnatural. I have a sociopathic narccisim that makes me think I should be in charge of everyone so I can stand behind my points. I am serving a minimum military term. I don't make real friends or keep the kinds I might mistake as such, but I can come off making people feel warm.
I am the evil that populates your senate. I just need a fake attractive yet accessible wife and a child I forced out of her.
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07-11-2011, 11:12 PM
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for all seasons
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07-11-2011, 11:15 PM
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Cinderella
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