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Unread 07-19-2011, 02:17 PM   #1
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WTF How could you really think that? Dumas awards

Sometimes in life, there are things so amazingly and mind numbingly obtuse, or stupid that you seriously have to look at the story or video again because... It's a wonder how these people live. This is one of THOSE threads for when the Emperor has new clothes, the frog has kissed the princess, staying a frog, or you can't fathom how dumb people are.

But I poured lemon juice on my face!

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Unread 07-19-2011, 02:49 PM   #2
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I thought this was going to be a thread about the works of Alexandre Dumas
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Unread 07-19-2011, 11:46 PM   #3
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I thought this was going to be a thread about the works of Alexandre Dumas
You are seriously too smart for your own good.
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Unread 07-19-2011, 11:49 PM   #4
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You are seriously too smart for your own good.
Especially since when I saw the thread title I was all equipped with a joke about the sequel having the Fifth Musketeer be a mentally handicapped man who teaches them the true meaning of friendship, but was ninja'd by Smarty with his utterly simplistic response.
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Unread 07-20-2011, 12:55 AM   #5
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I thought this was going to be a thread about the works of Alexandre Dumas
I thought someone was complaining about an awards show named after Alexandre Dumas as they did not agree with who won the awards.
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Unread 07-21-2011, 10:21 AM   #6
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The Count of Monte Cristo was one of the greatest books I have read. The dude was amazing.
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Unread 07-20-2011, 12:35 AM   #7
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...So was the thread title supposed to be dumb ass awards?
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Unread 07-20-2011, 12:51 AM   #8
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...So was the thread title supposed to be dumb ass awards?

There is such a thing as the Darwin awards
, but it requires that the subject die (or at least become sterile) because of the stupid action.
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Unread 07-20-2011, 12:40 AM   #9
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Maybe it's just me but, I remembered this.
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Unread 07-21-2011, 12:28 AM   #10
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What would one win a Dumas award for? Flynning? Sprawling historical epic revenge-fantasy novels? Getting out of prison after 20 years when DNA evidence exonerates you?
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