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Unread 07-20-2011, 01:56 PM   #1
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Serious Advice on rodent care (as in a pet)

So looking after a guinea pig, she is still rather young and I want to remove her fear of being pet and/or held. It was suggested to me to forcibly grab and hold her, then feed her to show you aren't a threat. Wanted to know if there was any other advice on how to make this easier
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Unread 07-20-2011, 03:56 PM   #2
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Giving her food and talking to her at the same time will make her at least familiar with your presence/come running when you talk to her/come by. And start squeaking adorably and being all, "FOOOOOOOOOD!"

But yeah, Guinea Pigs don't like to be picked up, but once you sit down and start holding her, she ought to calm down. When you pick her up, make sure to support her hind half, letting her rear rest on your hand/arm.
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Unread 07-20-2011, 04:15 PM   #3
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Giving her food and talking to her at the same time will make her at least familiar with your presence/come running when you talk to her/come by. And start squeaking adorably and being all, "FOOOOOOOOOD!"
wait, that squeaking is a good sound? I thought it was a sound of distress
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Unread 07-20-2011, 04:27 PM   #4
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Happy squeaking sounds sort of burbling, and if she jumps in the air excitedly, that's a good thing too.

A bad sound is chattering teeth (Not biting anything), which means she's angry/upset.

Bad squeaking is like a sharp single squeak, but if she continues it, like, "Squeaaaaak! Squeak squeaaaak!", that's more excited.
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Mind you, rodents and animals like rabbits do not generally like to be picked up due to a instinct which ranks high on the "HO'SHIT" meter.

Because the only time those animals are normally airborne is when they have been captured by a bird of prey. >_>

So yeah, you'll want it to warm up to you before attempting to pick it up.

I used to have a rabbit, but not a guinea pig, so take my word with a bit of salt, if you will.
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Unread 07-21-2011, 02:15 PM   #8
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This is also good advice for initiating a relationship!
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Unread 07-21-2011, 03:39 PM   #9
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This is also good advice for initiating a relationship!
well abit late for that though, already picked her up multiple times. Now it seems like things took a step back cause she is hiding in her little house all the time now
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well abit late for that though, already picked her up multiple times. Now it seems like things took a step back cause she is hiding in her little house all the time now
If she's anything like a dog she'll come out when she's hungry.
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