[Poll Request] Most evil Evil Fat Kid: Porky Minch or Eric Cartman?

Magus · 11-10-2011, 01:33 AM

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Gotta lean towards Porky Minch. Cartman has yet to create an interdimensional, time-traveling dystopian empire dedicated to horrific experiments on animals and people, implicit in murdering many a loved one's loved ones.

But then again, to Scott Tenorman, Cartman must be evil incarnate!

Which of this duo deserves the title of most Reviled Rotund Child?

Kyanbu The Legend · 11-10-2011, 01:43 AM

Porky Minch, while Cartman's kind of a dick. He's got nothing on Porky.

For Ra's sake, Porky reinvented evil. He makes demons look like saints.

Red Mage Black · 11-10-2011, 01:48 AM

Well, it's not the sole fact that Porky created a giant death city. It's the fact that he sold out the human race to an evil alien that drives all living beings insane.

Most Eric Cartman has ever done is be a racist bastard and murder by proxy.

Granted, both have done crimes worthy of lifetime imprisonment or at worst, if they were adults, grounds for the death sentence. I still have to say Porky takes the cake. Japan really knows their Chessmasters and Evil Bastards.

Kim · 11-10-2011, 07:39 AM

Ehhh, you're judging the two characters against each other based on their accomplishments. Porky was manipulated by a Devil metaphor and also given a time travel machine by that entity. Porky was a selfish, immature child manipulated by forces far greater than him and given great power he was not adult enough to handle by them. No longer bound by the rules everyone else is, he did a great many evil things, but he also never had the opportunity to grow up and become a better person.

We also see that much of Porky's horribleness is a result of his childhood in other ways. He had no real friends, the Devil metaphor pitted him against the only person he actually considered his friend, his father beat him. Porky had a shit childhood. From what I recall, Cartman's just a spoiled shit.

I vote Cartman is worse, because the only reason Cartman hasn't done what Porky has or worse is because Cartman simply doesn't have the ability. Cartman doesn't have being directly manipulated by the Devil as an excuse. Cartman's mother, from what I recall, isn't physically abusive towards him. Cartman's a terrible person with less excuses for it and who is only held back from being worse by the lack of opportunity to be worse.

Ryong · 11-10-2011, 08:25 AM

I have to agree with NonCon. With the tools Cartman has to do evil, he does one hell of a job. Comparing someone with a time machine and someone without isn't really fair, too.

Flarecobra · 11-10-2011, 10:56 AM

Cartman. He fed someone chili made of his own parents. I never heard of the other guy so...

Osterbaum · 11-10-2011, 11:12 AM

...and then licked his tears. And all of this was because of 5 bucks or something, wasnt it? Also lets not forget trying to use Cthulhu to destroy your friends because they didnt want to play with you anymore.

Grandmaster_Skweeb · 11-10-2011, 09:30 PM

Pretty sure if cart an had the resources at his disposal, that Porky was more or less just a puppet with, cart an would do far worse on a far grander scale. Cart an has the inherent potential. Porky was a pawn, granted a willing one.

Red Mage Black · 11-10-2011, 11:22 PM

Now that I remember it, wasn't Porky also a bit of a dick? It was both that and being a coward. Porky is more chessmaster though, despite being manipulated by an alien entity, he still managed to do what he wanted. While he probably could have gone back after said entity was defeated, he created his magnificent floating doom city. Another fact I remember... wasn't he at least friends with Ness?

Cartman however, is a dick because he's a spoiled brat. Many times has he just started shit because he could. I don't think he ever really betrayed mankind at the same magnitude that Porky did. Neither did he cause the apocalyptic dystopian wasteland. Close, but still no cigar.

Yrcrazypa · 11-11-2011, 05:38 PM

Cartman has never really had the opportunity to destroy the entirety of mankind. I'm sure if he had the opportunity, he would do it over some really small slight, like being given a single hamburger at McDonalds instead of a double, when ordering a double.

11-10-2011, 01:33 AM	#1
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	[Poll Request] Most evil Evil Fat Kid: Porky Minch or Eric Cartman? v. ? Gotta lean towards Porky Minch. Cartman has yet to create an interdimensional, time-traveling dystopian empire dedicated to horrific experiments on animals and people, implicit in murdering many a loved one's loved ones. But then again, to Scott Tenorman, Cartman must be evil incarnate! Which of this duo deserves the title of most Reviled Rotund Child? __________________ The Valiant Review

11-10-2011, 01:43 AM	#2
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	Porky Minch, while Cartman's kind of a dick. He's got nothing on Porky. For Ra's sake, Porky reinvented evil. He makes demons look like saints. __________________ Last edited by Kyanbu The Legend; 11-10-2011 at 01:52 AM.

11-10-2011, 07:39 AM	#4
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Ehhh, you're judging the two characters against each other based on their accomplishments. Porky was manipulated by a Devil metaphor and also given a time travel machine by that entity. Porky was a selfish, immature child manipulated by forces far greater than him and given great power he was not adult enough to handle by them. No longer bound by the rules everyone else is, he did a great many evil things, but he also never had the opportunity to grow up and become a better person. We also see that much of Porky's horribleness is a result of his childhood in other ways. He had no real friends, the Devil metaphor pitted him against the only person he actually considered his friend, his father beat him. Porky had a shit childhood. From what I recall, Cartman's just a spoiled shit. I vote Cartman is worse, because the only reason Cartman hasn't done what Porky has or worse is because Cartman simply doesn't have the ability. Cartman doesn't have being directly manipulated by the Devil as an excuse. Cartman's mother, from what I recall, isn't physically abusive towards him. Cartman's a terrible person with less excuses for it and who is only held back from being worse by the lack of opportunity to be worse. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

11-10-2011, 10:56 AM	#6
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Cartman. He fed someone chili made of his own parents. I never heard of the other guy so... __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

11-10-2011, 11:12 AM	#7
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	...and then licked his tears. And all of this was because of 5 bucks or something, wasnt it? Also lets not forget trying to use Cthulhu to destroy your friends because they didnt want to play with you anymore. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

11-10-2011, 01:48 AM	#3
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	Well, it's not the sole fact that Porky created a giant death city. It's the fact that he sold out the human race to an evil alien that drives all living beings insane. Most Eric Cartman has ever done is be a racist bastard and murder by proxy. Granted, both have done crimes worthy of lifetime imprisonment or at worst, if they were adults, grounds for the death sentence. I still have to say Porky takes the cake. Japan really knows their Chessmasters and Evil Bastards.

11-10-2011, 08:25 AM	#5
Ryong Professional Threadkiller Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brazil Posts: 3,798	I have to agree with NonCon. With the tools Cartman has to do evil, he does one hell of a job. Comparing someone with a time machine and someone without isn't really fair, too.

11-10-2011, 09:30 PM	#8
Grandmaster_Skweeb Doesn't care anymore Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,429	Pretty sure if cart an had the resources at his disposal, that Porky was more or less just a puppet with, cart an would do far worse on a far grander scale. Cart an has the inherent potential. Porky was a pawn, granted a willing one.

11-10-2011, 11:22 PM	#9
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	Now that I remember it, wasn't Porky also a bit of a dick? It was both that and being a coward. Porky is more chessmaster though, despite being manipulated by an alien entity, he still managed to do what he wanted. While he probably could have gone back after said entity was defeated, he created his magnificent floating doom city. Another fact I remember... wasn't he at least friends with Ness? Cartman however, is a dick because he's a spoiled brat. Many times has he just started shit because he could. I don't think he ever really betrayed mankind at the same magnitude that Porky did. Neither did he cause the apocalyptic dystopian wasteland. Close, but still no cigar.

11-11-2011, 05:38 PM	#10
Yrcrazypa Not your babies daddy Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 491	Cartman has never really had the opportunity to destroy the entirety of mankind. I'm sure if he had the opportunity, he would do it over some really small slight, like being given a single hamburger at McDonalds instead of a double, when ordering a double. __________________ Killer of threads.