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Unread 04-20-2012, 04:10 PM   #1
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Default [SPIDERS] Australia Still Hell on Earth, Film At 11

WARNING: Pictures or video within are not safe for arachnophobes or general weenies. Follow the link to see them if you dare.

Giant Queensland spider devours snake

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It's the stuff nightmares are made of — a giant spider slowly killing a snake snared in its web.

Cairns man Ant Hadleigh filmed this creepy encounter in a friend's backyard on Wednesday.

He told ninemsn he spotted the brown tree snake snared in the golden orb spider's enormous web.

"The snake was probably a few feet long and the spider about the size of your hand," Mr Hadleigh said.
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The backyard battle lasted several hours before the snake finally succumbed to the spider's deadly venom, he said.

"The snake kept on trying to reach up and attack the spider and every time the spider would just run up to the top of the web."

"You could see the spider just chewing into the snake and the part the spider was eating had gone all black. It was pretty disgusting."
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Unread 04-20-2012, 04:46 PM   #2
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As one who has an insane fear of spiders... this is about the only reaction pic that works.

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Unread 04-20-2012, 05:16 PM   #3
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I swear, between this and this Australians can't even walk out to get the paper without running into something like this:

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Unread 04-20-2012, 07:52 PM   #4
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I swear, between this and this Australians can't even walk out to get the paper without running into something like this:

I know you're joking but this statement is basically correct. There's a species of spider called white tips, and they're basically everywhere where I live, and their bite can kill you pretty much immediately.

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Unread 04-20-2012, 08:06 PM   #5
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This one actually irked me a little bit. Mostly the "wound turning black and bubbling" within the hour of the fight.
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Unread 04-22-2012, 10:55 PM   #6
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What? No. White tips just make the area around the bite rot. Gross ans horrifically painful but unless it bites your carotid not deadly. The only really deadly spider we have is the Sydney Funnel Web.



Look at the fangs on that thing.
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Unread 04-22-2012, 11:07 PM   #7
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What? No. White tips just make the area around the bite rot. Gross ans horrifically painful but unless it bites your carotid not deadly. The only really deadly spider we have is the Sydney Funnel Web.



Look at the fangs on that thing.
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Unread 04-22-2012, 11:42 PM   #8
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*walks into thread*
Dum dee dum dee dum, what's this thread abou---

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It's the stuff nightmares are made of — a giant spider slowly killing a snake snared in its web.
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Look at the fangs on that thing.


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Unread 04-20-2012, 05:20 PM   #9
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I shall train them to smite my enemies. For I am CABAL, lord of the spiders!
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Unread 04-20-2012, 05:38 PM   #10
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That's pretty awesome.

So's this giant centipede:

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