What's The Best Halloween Costume I Can Come Up With Before Wednesday?

Seil · 10-28-2012, 10:18 PM

So, I'm thinking of going out come the thirty-first, instead of my usualy plan; getting smashed and watching horror movies. Which is Plan A nearly every night. But, given that I've got about two days to come up with something cool, I've need suggestions:

James Bond
I dress in a tux, slick my hair, carry a martini glass and speak in a terrible Scottish accent.

Resevoir Dog
I wear a suit and sunglasses.

Blues Brother
I wear a suit, sunglasses and a fedora.

Hobo
I hit the thrift stores, tear up some old clothes, drink hooch in a paper bag and yell at people on the street corner. (Which is Plan B most nights.)

Curious George
I get a storebought monkey costume, a red shirt and a red hat.

Ernest Hemmingway
I buy scotch and a fake beard.

Waldo
I buy a striped red and white shirt, matching toque, and blue jeans.

Aldurin · 10-29-2012, 12:06 AM

Get a tuxedo and white panty hose, be the Slenderman. Make sure you don't make noise when you walk and be behind people right as they turn around.

Flarecobra · 10-29-2012, 12:12 AM

Copy off a bunch of pages from "Game of Thrones" and other popular book-made-into-TV-series series, attach it to yourself, and go around as one giant spoiler.

Bum Bill Bee · 10-29-2012, 10:06 AM

Dress in all black, put black make up on and carry a water pistol, thenyou'd be a dark and stormy night. Just be sure to practice your thunder noises.

Bells · 10-29-2012, 10:44 AM

You could just put a tuxedo, a balaclava, staple a bunch of black socks to your tuxedo and go as Slenderman.

I`m pretty sure you will find other Slendermen...

10-28-2012, 10:18 PM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	What's The Best Halloween Costume I Can Come Up With Before Wednesday? So, I'm thinking of going out come the thirty-first, instead of my usualy plan; getting smashed and watching horror movies. Which is Plan A nearly every night. But, given that I've got about two days to come up with something cool, I've need suggestions: James Bond I dress in a tux, slick my hair, carry a martini glass and speak in a terrible Scottish accent. Resevoir Dog I wear a suit and sunglasses. Blues Brother I wear a suit, sunglasses and a fedora. Hobo I hit the thrift stores, tear up some old clothes, drink hooch in a paper bag and yell at people on the street corner. (Which is Plan B most nights.) Curious George I get a storebought monkey costume, a red shirt and a red hat. Ernest Hemmingway I buy scotch and a fake beard. Waldo I buy a striped red and white shirt, matching toque, and blue jeans.

10-29-2012, 12:12 AM	#3
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Copy off a bunch of pages from "Game of Thrones" and other popular book-made-into-TV-series series, attach it to yourself, and go around as one giant spoiler. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

10-29-2012, 10:44 AM	#5
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10-29-2012, 12:06 AM	#2
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Get a tuxedo and white panty hose, be the Slenderman. Make sure you don't make noise when you walk and be behind people right as they turn around.

10-29-2012, 10:06 AM	#4
Bum Bill Bee Boo Buddy Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 454	Dress in all black, put black make up on and carry a water pistol, thenyou'd be a dark and stormy night. Just be sure to practice your thunder noises.