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Unread 11-21-2012, 02:03 AM   #1
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I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY IN CATALAN DOLLARS YOU GUISE. IT'S BACKED BY MONOPOLY MONEY AND HASBRO HAS PRETTY STRICT PRODUCTION LINES.

SO ACCORDING TO FOX NEWS THE *airquotes*"FISCAL CLIFF'*airquotes* is approaching. BUT TO ACCEPT THAT OUY HAVE TO ACCEPT KENYSIANISM WHICH MEANS GIVING MONEY TO POOR PEOPLE AND NOT SAVING OUYR MONEY IN YOUR PILLOW. FOX NEWS ARE NOW THE BASTION OF LIBERAL MEDIA AND THE KEYNSIAN LOVE-NEST.

IN OTHER KENYSIAN NEWS, IRELAND'S MIRACLE ECONOMY, TRIBUTE TO THE GLORIOUS ECONOMIC ADVANCES OUY CAN ACHIEVE WHEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LOCK UP BLASPHEMERS AND KILL WOMEN WHO WANT TO HAVE ABORTIONS, IS ABOUT TO FALL APART BECAUSE ITS LEADING DRUG COMPANY IS RUNNING OUT ON ITS MAJOR PATENTS OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT- THE GOVERNMENT WILL NOW ALLOW CRIMINALS TO STEAL THE ENTREPENEURS HARD WORK.

ALSO JOHN MCAFEE FOR MURDERING HIS ENEMIES WHO KICKED HIS DOG AND FOR SERVICES TO JOHN GRISHAM- HE'S MY WINNER OF THE WEEK.
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Unread 11-21-2012, 04:57 AM   #2
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Where are the checkpoints, shield batteries, pay to win booster packs, and achievements?

This is a crock. I want my money back. Gonna blast this shit on metacritic, just you watch!
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Unread 11-21-2012, 06:56 AM   #3
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Where are the checkpoints, shield batteries, pay to win booster packs, and achievements?

This is a crock. I want my money back. Gonna blast this shit on metacritic, just you watch!
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Unread 11-21-2012, 07:16 AM   #4
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It's a false positive you moron!! You should be using Norton or AVG! What the hell man!!

this is why the girls down on Subway never give you extra pickles but ALWAYS give you extra Onions!! Don't you fucking go in there asking for Chipottle sauce on a BLT, that's liberal talk!!
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Unread 11-21-2012, 08:57 AM   #5
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Unread 11-21-2012, 08:44 PM   #7
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THE PALESTINIANS HAVE THE TEMERITY, THE ABSOLUTE BALL BUSTING CHEEK, TO BUILD THEIR IMPORTANT BUILDINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SETTLEMENTS. WHAT'S NEXT? CHUCKING PLAYGROUNDS AND HOSPITALS IN THEIR MOST DENSELY POPULATED AREAS?
I BET YOU THEY ARE STARVING THEMSELVES AND ENDURING 80% UNEMPLOYMENT TO WIN OVER THE LIBERAL MEDIA AND GET GUARDIAN READERS TO CRY INTO THEIR MORNING FREE-RANGE HIPPIE ORGOCOFFEE WHICH WAS ALSO WATERED WITH TEARS?
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Unread 11-21-2012, 09:21 PM   #8
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Unread 11-23-2012, 03:57 PM   #9
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The reason Republicans don't want to go through with the fiscal cliff is there'll be a shit-ton of money in the government fund so they can't complain anymore about the deficit AND since it's cutting popular social programs (AND FINALLY CUTTING THE MILITARY THANK GOD) they'll all be kicked out of office (well, in a perfect world) since they're the ones standing in the way of just finally taxing rich people 3-4% more instead of giving them gigantic tax break gifts.

THAT'S RIGHT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GETTING GIFTS ARE RICH PEOPLE. IT'S USUALLY (ALWAYS) RICH PEOPLE. I SAID IT. YOU ALL HEARD ME SAY IT. YOU ALL KNOW IT. SUCK IT ROMNEY.
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