I Regret To Inform You...

RobinStarwing · 01-12-2013, 09:09 PM

that we have lost another great icon of television.

Today, the Pillsbury Doughboy died from fatal complications from a Yeast infection that was the result of too many hits to the abdomen.

He is survived by his wife Play Dough; and his children John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough.

Services will be held at 3:50 for twenty minutes located in O'ven Funeral Home.

EDIT: Yes I know, I should be shot for this one.

POS Industries · 01-12-2013, 09:32 PM

Nah, this is dumb. Closing.

01-12-2013, 09:09 PM	#1
RobinStarwing C.M.B.A.S.O.B Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Everywhere until you look at me. Posts: 737	I Regret To Inform You... that we have lost another great icon of television. Today, the Pillsbury Doughboy died from fatal complications from a Yeast infection that was the result of too many hits to the abdomen. He is survived by his wife Play Dough; and his children John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough. Services will be held at 3:50 for twenty minutes located in O'ven Funeral Home. EDIT: Yes I know, I should be shot for this one. __________________ *NPF's resident Crazy Magnificent Bastard Ass Son Of A Bitch (CMBASOB)* Accept No Substitutes Also known as "The Least Interesting Man in The World" according to multiple surveys

01-12-2013, 09:32 PM	#2
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Nah, this is dumb. Closing. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.