Can we nuke the city of Baltimore?

[Solid Snake]

...Please tell me we can.
The world would be such a better place without it.

[Magus]

Let's see what Senator Clay Davis has to say about this!

[Locke cole]

But they have an aquarium!

That is literally all I remember about Baltimore!

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Locke cole

That is literally all I remember about Baltimore!

Objectively speaking, it is the worst metropolitan area in the history of all metropolitan areas anywhere throughout the course of the entirety of human history. In the past, present, future, and any and all iterations of existence throughout the multiverse, in every dimension imaginable to the mere mortal mind and all the dimensions above our feeble recognition, there has never and will never be a place so devoid of value.

That's something worth remembering.

[Magus]

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

Objectively speaking, it is the worst metropolitan area in the history of all metropolitan areas anywhere throughout the course of the entirety of human history. In the past, present, future, and any and all iterations of existence throughout the multiverse, in every dimension imaginable to the mere mortal mind and all the dimensions above our feeble recognition, there has never and will never be a place so devoid of value.

That's something worth remembering.

Let's see what Detroit has to say about this!

[Solid Snake]

So: Can we nuke it?

[Tev]

I'm mildly curious to learn what Baltimore did to you.

[Magus]

Originally Posted by Tev

I'm mildly curious to learn what Baltimore did to you.

What Baltimore does to you, stays...did in Baltimore. Done in Baltimore.

...stays in Baltimore.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Tev

I'm mildly curious to learn what Baltimore did to you.

So many terrible, terrible things, over the course of seven years of pain and misery.
...The last four months or so have been particularly awful, though.

Seriously if a random Tea Party pro-gun revolutionary movement were to arise among godawful insane secessionist conservatives, I would probably not support them? Unless their major objective was the invasion and utter destruction of the state of Maryland. In which case I'd gladly join their ranks and sacrifice any semblance of principle for the sheer sake of unleashing a long overdue karmic revenge.

On that note, let's reaffirm the basics:
Baltimore sucks.
Maryland sucks.
Let's nuke it.

[CABAL49]

No.