Bayonetta

Kim · 01-06-2010, 03:27 PM

So Bayonetta, as it turns out, is pretty much pure awesome. The first actiony cinematic not only has a Cutie Honey reference, but it has FLY ME TO THE MOON playing. That pretty much makes it the best cinematic ever. Yes, it is oversexualized to the point of ridiculousness, but I don't even care because it is so damn awesome.

Gameplay is awesome, the story still has me intrigued, and Rodin is already me second favorite sell you shit dude in video games. (The first is Torneko) My only real complaint is that it's a bit too easy but I expect that to change as the game progresses.

synkr0nized · 01-06-2010, 03:31 PM

I played through the demo, and while it was super fun booting people and doing combos and generally tearing through enemies, my mind kept shouting, "Look at her tiny head!"

And I abhor how she walks.

Kim · 01-06-2010, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by synkr0nized

I played through the demo, and while it was super fun booting people and doing combos and generally tearing through enemies, my mind kept shouting, "Look at her tiny head!"

It's not as bad as Magna Carta 2. Plus, it's something I really don't notice all that much since everything is constantly moving.

Fly Me To The Moon - Bayonetta Version

synkr0nized · 01-06-2010, 04:04 PM

Great. I agree with RT. Look what you've done.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 01-06-2010, 04:11 PM

If someone were to get this or DMC4, what would you recommend.

Azisien · 01-06-2010, 04:13 PM

Well DMC4 would be like $10 whereas this is a full priced game.

I played the demo and I can't for the life of me figure out what was going on. Might be worth a rent.

Kim · 01-06-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mac

If someone were to get this or DMC4, what would you recommend.

Bayonetta.

Even if you are put off by the sheer amount of tongue-in-cheek cheesecake this game delivers on a regular basis, it's still a better game. There's no stupid dice rolling minigame needed to fight the final boss, no backtracking for fifty percent of the damn game, and no timed fixed camera platforming sequences. That and it's just so much more stylish than DMC4.

Nikose Tyris · 01-06-2010, 04:15 PM

I'd say DMC4. Or old out for the coming DMC123 remakes.

Azisien · 01-06-2010, 04:24 PM

Oh yeah, NonCon just reminded me of DMC4's camera...

Bayonetta Bayonetta Bayonetta!!!!

Yumil · 01-06-2010, 05:23 PM

To be honest, the demo doesn't do Tue games beginning any justice since its highly editted to remove spoilers. Hell that clock falling part is missing major things, such as q narrator explaining some of the lore. This game is amazing

01-06-2010, 03:27 PM	#1
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Bayonetta So Bayonetta, as it turns out, is pretty much pure awesome. The first actiony cinematic not only has a Cutie Honey reference, but it has *FLY ME TO THE MOON* playing. That pretty much makes it the best cinematic ever. Yes, it is oversexualized to the point of ridiculousness, but I don't even care because it is so damn awesome. Gameplay is awesome, the story still has me intrigued, and Rodin is already me second favorite sell you shit dude in video games. (The first is Torneko) My only real complaint is that it's a bit too easy but I expect that to change as the game progresses. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

01-06-2010, 03:31 PM	#2
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,861	A pity. I think I'd enjoy playing through the game, but I hate her design. I played through the demo, and while it was super fun booting people and doing combos and generally tearing through enemies, my mind kept shouting, "Look at her tiny head!" And I abhor how she walks. __________________ Find love.

01-06-2010, 04:04 PM	#4
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,861	I'm only funnin' at you, RT. But yeah that sucked. Great. I agree with RT. Look what you've done. __________________ Find love.

01-06-2010, 04:11 PM	#5
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	If someone were to get this or DMC4, what would you recommend. __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

01-06-2010, 04:13 PM	#6
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Well DMC4 would be like $10 whereas this is a full priced game. I played the demo and I can't for the life of me figure out what was going on. Might be worth a rent.

01-06-2010, 04:24 PM	#9
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Oh yeah, NonCon just reminded me of DMC4's camera... Bayonetta Bayonetta Bayonetta!!!!

01-06-2010, 05:23 PM	#10
Yumil Action Hank ain't got nothin on me. Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 527	To be honest, the demo doesn't do Tue games beginning any justice since its highly editted to remove spoilers. Hell that clock falling part is missing major things, such as q narrator explaining some of the lore. This game is amazing