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Unread 01-29-2010, 09:28 PM   #21
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I wonder how much of the reaction is actually to the google, and how much of it is just, "Seriously, how the FUCK do you pull that by coughing? It is on the opposite side of your body, it shouldn't even MOVE when you cough!"

Which is where I'm at right now.

I've never even felt something down there so much as jostle due to a heavy cough, much less pull.
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Unread 01-29-2010, 09:30 PM   #22
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that's almost as bad as dating a prostitute.
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Unread 01-29-2010, 09:37 PM   #23
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that's almost as bad as dating a prostitute.
At least you get freebies that way.
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Unread 01-29-2010, 09:42 PM   #24
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Its not the images that freaked me out it, its the fact that its caused by coughing!

I mean... God damn. Whooping cough conveys whole new fears now.
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At least you get freebies that way.
I only mentioned it because the dude in the pic of Eldezar's avatar looks like this dude I knew who dated a prostitute.
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I've never even felt something down there so much as jostle due to a heavy cough, much less pull.
You pretty much have to cough hard enough the it feels like you'll literally cough up your stomach or a lung or something. Your whole body tenses in bad ways, and it makes the perineum hurt rather sharply.

I mean, the type of coughing that'll give you a headache simply from the forces and strain involved.
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I only mentioned it because the dude in the pic of Eldezar's avatar looks like this dude I knew who dated a prostitute.
Oh you have no idea.
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This sounds like coughing up blood type hacks. Eek.
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Unread 01-29-2010, 11:48 PM   #29
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That's almost as bad as sticking a spoon in the outlet.

( I was four, half of the spoon disappeared, the other half went black and no one knows how did I not get hurt besides the shock. )
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That's almost as bad as sticking a spoon in the outlet.

( I was four, half of the spoon disappeared, the other half went black and no one knows how did I not get hurt besides the shock. )
How did the spoon even fit in the outlet? They aren't exactly known for being thin and straight unless you used the back.
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