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Unread 02-07-2010, 10:15 AM   #31
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None of you is a cat.

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Fuck you I' a dragon cat!
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Unread 02-07-2010, 11:51 AM   #32
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About half my posts are drunk posts. You gus should be glad of this fact.
Also cats are retarded.
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Unread 02-07-2010, 12:39 PM   #33
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Tassadar P Otato is not retarded.
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Unread 02-07-2010, 12:44 PM   #34
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Tassadar P Otato is SUPER retarded.
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Unread 02-07-2010, 12:47 PM   #35
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5. Cats are retarded. Really.
Only Rusty, but it's not his fault, so we don't hold it against him.



Seriously, I can't hate on that face.
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Unread 02-07-2010, 05:24 PM   #36
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Ad for drunk posting, I don't think that he's really drunk. I think he's just typing badly to see if he can fool anyone. I personally, don't plan on drinking even when I do hit 21.
Same. Only thing in my veins is sugar and caffeine. I've yet to reach a level where I can diabetic-coma-post.
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Unread 02-07-2010, 05:35 PM   #37
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Same. Only thing in my veins is sugar and caffeine. I've yet to reach a level where I can diabetic-coma-post.
Now THAT I'd like to see happening.
Who's up for injecting sugar-water into Don's veins to see if he can do it?
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Unread 02-07-2010, 10:14 PM   #38
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I'm willing to get in on it.

Although we should do it at least 5 times, to see if it has repeatable results, and then try it on someone else.

Then we proceed to combine it with drunk posting.
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Unread 02-08-2010, 02:19 AM   #39
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It's been described as melting strawberries sliding down a chocolate river through the fog of a warm London night.
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CHOCOLATE RIVER
I don't think he's a girl... but you might have a shot anyways.
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Unread 02-08-2010, 02:22 AM   #40
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I don't think he's a girl... but you might have a shot anyways.
Somebody does'nt know female anatomy very well....
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