In light of recent events....

Pip Boy · 02-15-2010, 06:28 PM

We have no choice but to accept that sad and unescapable truth. In various threads related to gender, DFM never gave a gender specific answer, and instead went with ambiguity and avoided the question altogether if possible.

The only reasonable conclusion is that DFM is a hermaphrodite robot.

synkr0nized · 02-15-2010, 06:29 PM

So DFM is the current "should I hit on it or not" person? Who will it be next?

Krylo · 02-15-2010, 06:32 PM

You.

Speaking of, SHOULD I?

synkr0nized · 02-15-2010, 06:36 PM

The answer is always yes! This is the Internets!

Amake · 02-15-2010, 06:37 PM

Wait, people hit on each other on the Internet? Where have I been all these years?

(Probably too married.)

Pip Boy · 02-15-2010, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by synkr0nized

So DFM is the current "should I hit on it or not" person? Who will it be next?

Its not "Should I hit it or not?". Its more like "You should hit it". NuklearEnterprise's patented new DFMbot has a full set of both tools, and being robotic, it doesn't have the ability to prefer one gender over another! Its the girlfriend every NPF forumite has always dreamed of!

Well, that and two Japanese girls vomiting into each others mouths, but that's technically two girlfriends.

Bob The Mercenary · 02-15-2010, 08:53 PM

I'm sad to admit it, but I am so totally not sure of Archbio's gender.

I'm guessing a sort of quantum particle, only appearing when I post, then quickly dissipating thereafter.

pochercoaster · 02-15-2010, 09:03 PM

Archbio's a chick, DFM's a dude, Synk's a dude, Arhra's a dude. Not that I care (or really see it as my business to give out that info, so if a mod wants to edit this or whatever I understand why) but a lot of forumites seems to get confused over these people.

The only robot on this forum is Sith.

Magus · 02-15-2010, 09:09 PM

We're probably better off not knowing each other's gender because then it won't get in the way of discussion. Like if you guys knew I was an asexual reptile alien, you would cease talking about your plots to overthrow the Illuminati.

(If you want to talk about your plots to overthrow the Illuminati, though, feel free to PM me with your names and addresses).

bluestarultor · 02-15-2010, 09:10 PM

*starts scribbling on a notepad*

Got one for Julford? That's really the only one I can't figure out.

(I'm mostly joking, BTW. Although I'm usually good at guessing this stuff, so when I can't, it bugs me a bit.)

Edit: Honestly, I really don't much see a point in not being forthright with one's sex unless one actually wants to keep people guessing. It's the Internet. There are WAY more divisive reasons to latch onto than a person's bits. Shit, look at Mes. Get on the wrong side of a debate with her and she'll break out the heavy artillery. Forget about someone being a guy or a girl, you could be talking to someone from halfway around the world in a totalitarian nation of some sort. Or worse, America. Man, you'd think Americans would have something in common, but some of them get pretty scary.

02-15-2010, 06:28 PM	#1
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	In light of recent events.... We have no choice but to accept that sad and unescapable truth. In various threads related to gender, DFM never gave a gender specific answer, and instead went with ambiguity and avoided the question altogether if possible. The only reasonable conclusion is that DFM is a hermaphrodite robot.

02-15-2010, 06:29 PM	#2
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,861	So how many members have you all been "unsure" about now? So DFM is the current "should I hit on it or not" person? Who will it be next? __________________ Find love.

02-15-2010, 06:32 PM	#3
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	You. Speaking of, SHOULD I? __________________ I am very tired.

02-15-2010, 06:36 PM	#4
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,861	Everyone's madly in love or hard-gay for each other, I guess! The answer is always yes! This is the Internets! __________________ Find love.

02-15-2010, 06:37 PM	#5
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Wait, people hit on each other on the Internet? Where have I been all these years? (Probably too married.) __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

02-15-2010, 08:53 PM	#7
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	I'm sad to admit it, but I am so totally not sure of Archbio's gender. I'm guessing a sort of quantum particle, only appearing when I post, then quickly dissipating thereafter. __________________ Bob Dole

02-15-2010, 09:03 PM	#8
pochercoaster rollerpocher tycoon Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,808	Archbio's a chick, DFM's a dude, Synk's a dude, Arhra's a dude. Not that I care (or really see it as my business to give out that info, so if a mod wants to edit this or whatever I understand why) but a lot of forumites seems to get confused over these people. The only robot on this forum is Sith. Last edited by pochercoaster; 02-15-2010 at 09:05 PM.

02-15-2010, 09:09 PM	#9
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	We're probably better off not knowing each other's gender because then it won't get in the way of discussion. Like if you guys knew I was an asexual reptile alien, you would cease talking about your plots to overthrow the Illuminati. (If you want to talk about your plots to overthrow the Illuminati, though, feel free to PM me with your names and addresses). __________________ The Valiant Review