Land of the free, home of the....well yeah. - Page 2

Kyanbu The Legend · 03-19-2010, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Wigmund

That's why you leave one person alive...chained in your basement.

But wouldn't they try to kill you?

Green Spanner · 03-19-2010, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by phil_

But wait, wouldn't he become the person with the most hours spent in a basement? You can't win this game!

A strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

How about a nice game of chess?

TDK · 03-19-2010, 07:49 PM

This is mortifying, and what's sad is that the MORE humanitarian way of thinking, for me, is hoping that the men sending her protein shakes and such are just trying to reinforce natural selection.

krogothwolf · 03-19-2010, 11:44 PM

He could always just become friends with corpses.

Tev · 03-20-2010, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TDK

This is mortifying, and what's sad is that the MORE humanitarian way of thinking, for me, is hoping that the men sending her protein shakes and such are just trying to reinforce natural selection.

Do I need to break out the fetish chart again? Weight enthusiasts are a rather large (heh punny) and defined group.

Grandmaster_Skweeb · 03-21-2010, 05:49 AM

Upon reading this I have come to the conclusion that the only way to save ourselves from ourselves is by glorious cleansing fire. The kind that is semi-liquid and burns for a very very long time.

Gentlemen, I propose we go back in time and learn the secrets of Greek Fire. It is the only way.

Pip Boy · 03-21-2010, 08:39 AM

How funny would it be if we got there and found out all the references to greek fire were euphemisms for hot-sauce?

Green Spanner · 03-21-2010, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Megaman FTW

How funny would it be if we got there and found out all the references to greek fire were euphemisms for hot-sauce?

Or chlamydia.

TDK · 03-21-2010, 09:22 AM

If that's the case we need only consult Fifth!

batgirl · 03-21-2010, 03:20 PM

I love how she says she's not hurting anyone, but she's not thinking about all the tax money we're going to have to shell out to help her when she has a gigantic MI and needs to go to the ER.

Also, she's going to be hurting the backs of the poor EMTs and Paramedics who are going to have to cart her ass out of the house, probably by crane or forklift, when she has said MI.

She's also hurting her kid, who is probably starved (pun not intended) for attention since she says that running after her kid makes her burn calories.

IMO:
1- She gets her uterus pulled out with a coat hanger so she can never have children and subject them to such stupidity.

2- She signs a DNR

or

3- She agrees to pay for all her medical expenses herself.

Oh, and her enabling husband should be castrated. Painfully. With a meat tenderizer.

I'm just happy she's in Jersey so it isn't me who would have to pick her up, or else she'd some common sense slapped into her in the form of an oxygen tank upside the head.

Even though she says she's "healthy," she's at risk for heart disease, diabetes and all sorts of other ailments that could ultimately lead to an early death. Fetishes aside, there is nothing to be proud of here. Sure, self confidence is completely fine. I'm not exactly skinny here and I am happy with who I am and my weight, but this is just abuse; self-abuse and abuse of the medical system she will eventually need.

Give this family a round of Darwin awards please.

03-19-2010, 11:44 PM	#14
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	He could always just become friends with corpses. __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

03-19-2010, 07:49 PM	#13
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	This is mortifying, and what's sad is that the MORE humanitarian way of thinking, for me, is hoping that the men sending her protein shakes and such are just trying to reinforce natural selection.

03-21-2010, 05:49 AM	#16
Grandmaster_Skweeb Doesn't care anymore Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,429	Upon reading this I have come to the conclusion that the only way to save ourselves from ourselves is by glorious cleansing fire. The kind that is semi-liquid and burns for a very very long time. Gentlemen, I propose we go back in time and learn the secrets of Greek Fire. It is the only way.

03-21-2010, 08:39 AM	#17
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	How funny would it be if we got there and found out all the references to greek fire were euphemisms for hot-sauce?

03-21-2010, 09:22 AM	#19
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	If that's the case we need only consult Fifth!

03-21-2010, 03:20 PM	#20
batgirl Aim for the top! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Infield Posts: 2,583	I love how she says she's not hurting anyone, but she's not thinking about all the tax money we're going to have to shell out to help her when she has a gigantic MI and needs to go to the ER. Also, she's going to be hurting the backs of the poor EMTs and Paramedics who are going to have to cart her ass out of the house, probably by crane or forklift, when she has said MI. She's also hurting her kid, who is probably starved (pun not intended) for attention since she says that running after her kid makes her burn calories. IMO: 1- She gets her uterus pulled out with a coat hanger so she can never have children and subject them to such stupidity. 2- She signs a DNR or 3- She agrees to pay for all her medical expenses herself. Oh, and her enabling husband should be castrated. Painfully. With a meat tenderizer. I'm just happy she's in Jersey so it isn't me who would have to pick her up, or else she'd some common sense slapped into her in the form of an oxygen tank upside the head. Even though she says she's "healthy," she's at risk for heart disease, diabetes and all sorts of other ailments that could ultimately lead to an early death. Fetishes aside, there is nothing to be proud of here. Sure, self confidence is completely fine. I'm not exactly skinny here and I am happy with who I am and my weight, but this is just abuse; self-abuse and abuse of the medical system she will eventually need. Give this family a round of Darwin awards please.