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phil_ · 04-05-2010, 09:37 PM

I say we have enough light-show effects for now. Let's either hunt down the creature or go check out that other north, with preference to other north.

Also, diplomacy goes right out the window once you start eating limbs. Even the diplomacy of biting.

Krylo · 04-05-2010, 09:58 PM

As I said before, Dweller must die.

Plus, maybe we can take over his lair.

Aerozord · 04-05-2010, 10:24 PM

Evolve the ability to produce poison

Shoot poison from eyes into the Dwellers mouth

Or if you feel like being sadistic, make it paralyzing poison

Odjn · 04-06-2010, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

The laser eyes were enough to cut off the tentacles. And seeing as it won't approach with the bioluminescence...

Those got squashed by us throwing the yellow thing.

Aerozord · 04-18-2010, 12:01 AM

maybe we should have been hitting it with the yellow thing all along

Kerensky287 · 04-18-2010, 02:49 AM

Fashion yellow thing into a deadly weapon.

Or just use it as a cudgel.

Wigmund · 04-18-2010, 02:42 PM

Unfortunately, the DWELLER limped off with the yellow thing.

We must go and devour the DWELLER to regain the holy artifact.

Arhra · 04-19-2010, 08:39 AM

>EVOLVE IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY for greater LASER EYE power.

IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

>Recap

You are a THING. You are currently shaped like this.

You are in a series of CAVES. There were various THINGS in these CAVES, many of which were EDIBLE, allowing you to vastly increase your MASS. You used some of this MASS to EVOLVE several FEATURES of varying usefulness.

After becoming large enough to scale the CLIFFS in the first CHAMBER, you found an OPEN SPACE protected by a PERILOUS GUARDIAN.

Forced to retreat, you encountered the DWELLER in a DARK PIT and withdrew again. Night fell while you attempted to dig your own TUNNEL in the MUSHROOMY SHRINE. The DWELLER emerged and attacked. It was driven off by your newly evolved BIOLUMINESENCE, taking the SHINY YELLOW THING you discovered with it.

You have discovered you have an EVOLUTIONARY LIMIT. If your SELECTION PRESSURE exceeds it, your SHAPE destabilises and you loose access to your EVOLUTIONS. You can EVOLVE one more TRAIT before going over your current LIMIT. You have also discovered certain ABILITIES are IRREDUCIBLY COMPLEX, requiring several evolved TRAITS working together.

Eating the DWELLER's severed TENTACLES has refilled some of your PRECIOUS FLUIDS.

>Chase the DWELLER.

You swear these tunnels have shrunk.

You regain more precious FLUIDS from the DWELLER's leakiness.

The DWELLER is waiting for you.

It's a TRAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Viridis · 04-19-2010, 08:44 AM

RETREEEEAT sounds like a good first move.

Flarecobra · 04-19-2010, 09:44 AM

Give it a laser-eye blast to the mouth?

04-05-2010, 09:37 PM	#391
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	I say we have enough light-show effects for now. Let's either hunt down the creature or go check out that other north, with preference to other north. Also, diplomacy goes right out the window once you start eating limbs. Even the diplomacy of biting. __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

04-05-2010, 09:58 PM	#392
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	As I said before, Dweller must die. Plus, maybe we can take over his lair. __________________ I am very tired.

04-05-2010, 10:24 PM	#393
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	Evolve the ability to produce poison Shoot poison from eyes into the Dwellers mouth Or if you feel like being sadistic, make it paralyzing poison __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

04-18-2010, 12:01 AM	#395
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	maybe we should have been hitting it with the yellow thing all along __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

04-18-2010, 02:42 PM	#397
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Unfortunately, the DWELLER limped off with the yellow thing. We must go and devour the DWELLER to regain the holy artifact. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

04-18-2010, 02:49 AM	#396
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Fashion yellow thing into a deadly weapon. Or just use it as a cudgel.

04-19-2010, 08:39 AM	#398
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	>EVOLVE IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY for greater LASER EYE power. IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. >Recap You are a THING. You are currently shaped like this. You are in a series of CAVES. There were various THINGS in these CAVES, many of which were EDIBLE, allowing you to vastly increase your MASS. You used some of this MASS to EVOLVE several FEATURES of varying usefulness. After becoming large enough to scale the CLIFFS in the first CHAMBER, you found an OPEN SPACE protected by a PERILOUS GUARDIAN. Forced to retreat, you encountered the DWELLER in a DARK PIT and withdrew again. Night fell while you attempted to dig your own TUNNEL in the MUSHROOMY SHRINE. The DWELLER emerged and attacked. It was driven off by your newly evolved BIOLUMINESENCE, taking the SHINY YELLOW THING you discovered with it. You have discovered you have an EVOLUTIONARY LIMIT. If your SELECTION PRESSURE exceeds it, your SHAPE destabilises and you loose access to your EVOLUTIONS. You can EVOLVE one more TRAIT before going over your current LIMIT. You have also discovered certain ABILITIES are IRREDUCIBLY COMPLEX, requiring several evolved TRAITS working together. Eating the DWELLER's severed TENTACLES has refilled some of your PRECIOUS FLUIDS. >Chase the DWELLER. You swear these tunnels have shrunk. You regain more precious FLUIDS from the DWELLER's leakiness. The DWELLER is waiting for you. It's a TRAAAAAAAAAAAP! __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

04-19-2010, 09:44 AM	#400
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Give it a laser-eye blast to the mouth? __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.