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08-24-2010, 06:20 PM
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The revolution will be memed!
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Is America the greatest country in the world?
I say: Fuck yeah!
In this thread all of you to join me in objectively proving America to be the greatest country in the world. Let me offer the first, and possibly most important, piece of proof: Freedom. In America people are truly free. Freedom and Liberty are the ideals this country was founded on, unlike any of those other countries who just pretend to like Freedom. Our society is based on Freedom and, by God in whom we trust (and who blesses our great nation of the US of A), I think we can logically conclude that no other country is equally free. Basically, all these other countries just copy their sad images of Freedom from US. I offer an article as proof and as my source.
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08-24-2010, 06:21 PM
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Stop the hate
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America has Tesla's death ray
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08-24-2010, 06:27 PM
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The revolution will be memed!
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That right there is another example of American greatness. I mean think about it. Tesla, a filthy European, and still we found it within our large American souls to welcome him and every foreigner before and after into our great country. All this while knowing all too well the corrupting influence foreigners can have on our Freedoms!
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08-24-2010, 06:30 PM
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Sent to the cornfield
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If it wasn't for America we would all be speaking German/Japanese/Russian/Korean/Chinese/Vietnamese/Arabic/French! Thanks America! You're the best!
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08-24-2010, 06:30 PM
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Wait... French?
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08-24-2010, 06:42 PM
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Sent to the cornfield
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America helped rid the world of poncy speaking French kings and brought in a world of glorious English.
When decided on the national language of thier new country, they did briefly consider French before havinng a hearty laugh and executing the man who suggested it. |
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08-24-2010, 06:56 PM
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FRONT KICK OF DOOM!
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And we vetoed German by just one vote.
So basically we kicked Britain's ass, destroyed the language, and took all of the books and scientists from Germany, to become #1. Then we fought Australia for the curliest man hairs and stomped them back to the stone age! |
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08-24-2010, 07:02 PM
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The revolution will be memed!
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I don't think I'm seeing enough truth about Americas greatness here.
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08-24-2010, 07:13 PM
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FRONT KICK OF DOOM!
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There are no cats in America
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08-24-2010, 07:27 PM
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Fetched the Candy Cane!
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America is so great it took a sissy sport and turned it into a sport of Real Men sweating in tights, hugging and dog piling on each other and then fondling each other after wards! They called this sport FOOTBALL and laughed as the rest of the world took the name and called soccer football.
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