Greetings Followers

[greed]

...it's Thor, won't he just, you know, smash it with his hammer? Or have Loki shapeshift into another vending machine to have sex with it?

I'm honestly not sure they'll even try to pay first, sex and/or violence are likely going to be their first repsonse.

Also serious question what was your first thought when that Izanagi dude splooged off the coast of Asia to make Japan. Cause if someone came along and bukkake'd a land mass onto something I put that much time creating I'd be pissed.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

God, I liked you as a villain protagonist in the old Testament, I wrote a rather lengthy piece about that a while ago, but Jesus is still my favorite character from the Bible, too bad a considerable amount of people who worship him completely miss the point. Or was that something you did to fuck with him/teach him a lesson?

I'm an atheist, by the way. No offense, though.

[YHWH]

I'm honestly not sure they'll even try to pay first, sex and/or violence are likely going to be their first repsonse.

An etheral vending machine of the gods is obviously beyond the scope of mortal minds.

Cause I don't if someone came along and bukkake'd a land mass onto something I put that much time creating I'd be pissed.

Why do you think I don't visit Japan?

God, I liked you as a villain protagonist in the old Testament, I wrote a rather lengthy piece about that a while ago, but Jesus is still my favorite character from the Bible, too bad a considerable amount of people who worship him completely miss the point. Or was that something you did to fuck with him/teach him a lesson?

Oh man it was more like 'hey all these other gods are angry and messed up, so maybe ours is sort of angry too but not as much'? And then Jesus came and set it more or less straight. So he was feeling pretty good about that. Then there was like book burning and crusades and stuff and I was like 'see it's not so easy is it?!'

I'm an atheist, by the way. No offense, though.

It's cool, I don't belive in you either. Come to think of it this is pretty surreal conversation.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Hey Supreme Being, I have a question? This is not some lame, why is there so much hatred or pain, starving children, abusive and cheating spouses. Why murderers, rapists and hateful people exist. No I have a incredibly important question that has plagued me for many years...

Can you make a burrito so hot, that even you get stomach pains from it?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

This shit's mind enhancing!

[YHWH]

Can you make a burrito so hot, that even you get stomach pains from it?

You mean can I alter the nature of my exsistence to accomodate a limited humanoid form, create a burrito flavoured with the magical spices of cosmic radiation and thus suffer the ill effects of heartburn and indigestion?

Yeah I can do that. But everytime I do, it creates a black hole.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Originally Posted by YHWH

You mean can I alter the nature of my exsistence to accomodate a limited humanoid form, create a burrito flavoured with the magical spices of cosmic radiation and thus suffer the ill effects of heartburn and indigestion?

Yeah I can do that. But everytime I do, it creates a black hole.

No no no. You as YOU eat a simple burrito that is so hot that it gives you indigestion and heartburn.

[YHWH]

Oh.

Then I can't do that.

[BitVyper]

Originally Posted by Mac

No no no. You as YOU eat a simple burrito that is so hot that it gives you indigestion and heartburn.

That WOULD be him as him, but it doesn't matter because your question has a loophole anyway in that he can allow himself to get indigestion without contradicting any other aspect of his nature. The rock-so-big question works (actually doesn't, but lets not get into that here) because it implies there's something God CAN'T do regardless of the outcome.

Edit: But his answer is much simpler for getting past all this.

[Amake]

I have a question, God. How do you go about making new additions to the Bible? I assume it's still a work in progress, as humanity is. But it's been a while since anything was added to it. I'm afraid you could be sending your holy message to folks who are fit receptacles, phrophets, goofballs, hippies and such, but the Vatican has trouble taking their word for your Truth. How does that work?