Pokemon Umbral Theatre 6: Player Conspiracies

Astral Harmony · 09-13-2010, 01:40 PM

Menarker and Dracorian are the same person! Geminex figured it out. And now we're all in trouble. Dracarker is gonna silence us.

I'll get to work on that post tonight. If it isn't done tonight which I can't see happening, then it'll be done tomorrow night.

Anyways, no more Cosplaying Pokemon Trainers. I've still got plenty, but I'm taking a break from them for now. So let's see what else I've got...

Just lookin' at 'em makes you think there're real Pokemon inside. There are so many different types of Pokeballs these days, I imagine there'll be people who play Pokemon just to collect each and every Pokeball and they don't even give a shit about Pokemon.

I really can't explain this one. Nor do I want to. I didn't make it so I don't have to be the one who explains it. Still amusing, though.

Dracorion · 09-13-2010, 01:51 PM

... Why?

Just, why?

Astral Harmony · 09-13-2010, 03:06 PM

You're adopted and you touch yourself at night, that's why.

...

Yes. I totally went there.

Bard The 5th LW · 09-13-2010, 04:33 PM

Is it a good thing that images by AB don't appear on my screen?

And I actually don't know a thing about Lucky Star.

Dracorion · 09-13-2010, 04:35 PM

Yes.

But also, no.

Menarker · 09-13-2010, 05:14 PM

I should probably point out that Renny's pokeballs are the Luxury balls. For those who don't know, that's the black and gold with a single band of red stripe on top which you can see up in that pic directly above the basic pokeball.

Dracorion · 09-13-2010, 07:02 PM

Pierce's balls are Heavy!

lololol

Menarker · 09-13-2010, 07:11 PM

You mean your particular balls are the ones with lumps on them?

>_>

You might wanna see a doctor for that. You probably got testicular cancer.

=P

Dracorion · 09-13-2010, 07:18 PM

No, those are just the actual Heavy Balls that he keeps his real balls in.

Because his balls are so heavy they'd break the planet in half, see?

Menarker · 09-13-2010, 07:29 PM

Ah, testicular elephantitis. Understood.

09-13-2010, 01:40 PM	#1
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Pokemon Umbral Theatre 6: Player Conspiracies Menarker and Dracorian are the same person! Geminex figured it out. And now we're all in trouble. Dracarker is gonna silence us. I'll get to work on that post tonight. If it isn't done tonight which I can't see happening, then it'll be done tomorrow night. Anyways, no more Cosplaying Pokemon Trainers. I've still got plenty, but I'm taking a break from them for now. So let's see what else I've got... Just lookin' at 'em makes you think there're real Pokemon inside. There are so many different types of Pokeballs these days, I imagine there'll be people who play Pokemon just to collect each and every Pokeball and they don't even give a shit about Pokemon. I really can't explain this one. Nor do I want to. I didn't make it so I don't have to be the one who explains it. Still amusing, though.

09-13-2010, 01:51 PM	#2
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	... Why? Just, why? __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

09-13-2010, 04:35 PM	#5
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Yes. But also, no. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

09-13-2010, 05:14 PM	#6
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	I should probably point out that Renny's pokeballs are the Luxury balls. For those who don't know, that's the black and gold with a single band of red stripe on top which you can see up in that pic directly above the basic pokeball. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL!

09-13-2010, 07:02 PM	#7
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Pierce's balls are Heavy! lololol __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

09-13-2010, 03:06 PM	#3
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	You're adopted and you touch yourself at night, that's why. ... Yes. I totally went there.

09-13-2010, 04:33 PM	#4
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Is it a good thing that images by AB don't appear on my screen? And I actually don't know a thing about Lucky Star.

09-13-2010, 07:11 PM	#8
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	You mean your particular balls are the ones with lumps on them? >_> You might wanna see a doctor for that. You probably got testicular cancer. =P __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL!

09-13-2010, 07:18 PM	#9
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	No, those are just the actual Heavy Balls that he keeps his real balls in. Because his balls are so heavy they'd break the planet in half, see? __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

09-13-2010, 07:29 PM	#10
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	Ah, testicular elephantitis. Understood. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL!