"Is my husband GAY?" - Page 2

Bob The Mercenary · 10-23-2010, 05:52 PM

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A new Harry Potter movie is coming out on November 19. While the movie series has always displayed a latent homosexual agenda, the new and final movie of this series fully comes out with its gay agenda. Your children are in danger.

Harry Potter already pushed the idealogy of homosexual encounters with a magician named Dumbledore, modeled after another gay agenda (g.a.) wizard Gandolf the Gay in the equally dangerous Lord of the Rings movies.

What?

[Edit] No, seriously.

[EditEdit] http://christwire.org/2010/10/scienc...dysfunctional/

http://christwire.org/2010/10/torren...ay-east-coast/

Apparently you're moody, dysfunctional, and deserving of hurricanes.

***Fenris*** · 10-23-2010, 08:57 PM

18. Sleeps with men.

19. In the butt.

A Zarkin' Frood · 10-23-2010, 09:04 PM

People think I'm gay because I prefer female company. Yes. Right.
It's not like I wear any "questionable" colors, like pink or bright yellow, nothing says gay more than those two colors. Well, purple is a borderline case I guess but aside from that and a leetle bit of red my clothing is black like my soul. It's because I don't want to be with drunken yelling assholes that I have to be gay. Sometimes I pretend I am for the shiggles. No better way to get some fuckwit to leave you alone. "I'm not usually gay, but for you I will be any day" is also good, if they think it's a joke just give 'em a wink. It's way better than saying that I'm not gay because all the smart-asses will either think I'm still in the closet, a homophobe or both.

So yeah, preferring female company makes one gay.
So does wearing pink and yellow. What? My dad told me, he wouldn't lie.

Flarecobra · 10-23-2010, 09:14 PM

20: Loves listening to George Micheal and Boy George.

krogothwolf · 10-23-2010, 09:19 PM

21. Is a fan of Glen Beck

Aerozord · 10-23-2010, 09:38 PM

22. Is a conservative politician

with how many get caught this should come as no shock

Aldurin · 10-23-2010, 09:47 PM

23. You're male.

Pip Boy · 10-23-2010, 10:12 PM

I had a friend once who we accused of being gay when he joined the cheer-leading team. Then he got put on the bottom of the human pyramid and he was told to stick his hand under a girl's ass for support and smile. We don't call him gay anymore.

Magus · 10-23-2010, 10:19 PM

Christwire is wonderful and morally sound Christian website ( yes it is satire), remember when I posted that bit about how Pastor Fred Phelps is definitely not a secret gay pedophile?

**Satan's Onion** · 10-23-2010, 10:54 PM

24. Has your husband shown any emotions lately? The only God-approved emotions a man may feel are rage, lust, and stoic indifference. If he should respond to a situation in any other way, it's a sure sign he enjoys taking it roughly up the sin-hole. (If he should be so depraved as to actually shed tears, call your pastor. Your husband may be a victim of demonic possession. It is well-known that the pooper is as a wide open gate through which demons may enter at any time.)

Also:

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Originally Posted by Pip Boy

I had a friend once who we accused of being gay when he joined the cheer-leading team. Then he got put on the bottom of the human period and he was told to stick his hand under a girl's ass for support and smile. We don't call him gay anymore.

Are you sure you don't mean "pyramid", there?

10-23-2010, 08:57 PM	#12
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	18. Sleeps with men. 19. In the butt. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

10-23-2010, 09:04 PM	#13
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	People think I'm gay because I prefer female company. Yes. Right. It's not like I wear any "questionable" colors, like pink or bright yellow, nothing says gay more than those two colors. Well, purple is a borderline case I guess but aside from that and a leetle bit of red my clothing is black like my soul. It's because I don't want to be with drunken yelling assholes that I have to be gay. Sometimes I pretend I am for the shiggles. No better way to get some fuckwit to leave you alone. "I'm not usually gay, but for you I will be any day" is also good, if they think it's a joke just give 'em a wink. It's way better than saying that I'm not gay because all the smart-asses will either think I'm still in the closet, a homophobe or both. So yeah, preferring female company makes one gay. So does wearing pink and yellow. What? My dad told me, he wouldn't lie. __________________ >:( C-:

10-23-2010, 09:14 PM	#14
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	20: Loves listening to George Micheal and Boy George. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

10-23-2010, 09:19 PM	#15
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	21. Is a fan of Glen Beck __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

10-23-2010, 09:38 PM	#16
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	22. Is a conservative politician with how many get caught this should come as no shock __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

10-23-2010, 09:47 PM	#17
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	23. You're male.

10-23-2010, 10:12 PM	#18
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	I had a friend once who we accused of being gay when he joined the cheer-leading team. Then he got put on the bottom of the human pyramid and he was told to stick his hand under a girl's ass for support and smile. We don't call him gay anymore. Last edited by Pip Boy; 10-24-2010 at 01:50 AM. Reason: fix'd lol

10-23-2010, 10:19 PM	#19
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	Christwire is wonderful and morally sound Christian website ( yes it is satire), remember when I posted that bit about how Pastor Fred Phelps is definitely not a secret gay pedophile? __________________ The Valiant Review Last edited by Magus; 10-23-2010 at 10:23 PM.