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View Poll Results: The heroes have defeated you with SUSPICIOUS EASE. BECOME YOUR TERRIFYING FINAL FORM
Your head on a giant robot body! 1 1.82%
Your head IS a giant robot body! 2 3.64%
Fuck you, I'm a dragon! 11 20.00%
Indescribable biological horror! 2 3.64%
Pig-man! 0 0%
Hero's twisted reflection! 2 3.64%
Hero's worst nightmare! 1 1.82%
Hero's greatest dream (ironic perversion)! 4 7.27%
Non-standard number of wings! 1 1.82%
Short, slightly built non-threatening humanoid! 2 3.64%
Your previous form, but on fire! 9 16.36%
Kitty snuggles! 11 20.00%
OTHER (specify in post) 9 16.36%
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Unread 12-22-2010, 07:58 PM   #11
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Hero's greatest dream. I want to break him/her from the inside and watch the agony etch itself across his/her face.

Their suffering is exquisite.
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Unread 12-22-2010, 08:02 PM   #12
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Unread 12-22-2010, 09:38 PM   #13
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Giant demonic hell-tree. Because nothing says fucked like something that draws it's life energy from the ball of rock you live on.
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The only foil I've ever seen to this is in the first Power Rangers movie, where after all of the posing and flipping, they realized, "Oh, snap! They actually ran away on us!" like it wasn't the reasonable thing to do and because it'd never happened before.
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Unread 12-22-2010, 09:55 PM   #14
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Hero's dead, cyborg, twin.
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Unread 12-22-2010, 09:56 PM   #15
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Hero's dead, cyborg, twin.


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The only foil I've ever seen to this is in the first Power Rangers movie, where after all of the posing and flipping, they realized, "Oh, snap! They actually ran away on us!" like it wasn't the reasonable thing to do and because it'd never happened before.
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Unread 12-22-2010, 10:14 PM   #16
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A spirit, and haunt them forever. And exorcism is impossible because you can only do that to the dead, while a spirit form is still alive.
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Unread 12-22-2010, 11:04 PM   #17
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Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know!
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The only reason that the heroes defeated me suspiciously easy is because that was not 'me' that the heroes killed.
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I was never there and my 'defeat' was all according to plan.
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Unread 12-23-2010, 12:34 AM   #18
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You become an illusion of the lead hero's mom and his best friend (insert action considered horrific to the hero) while slowly whispering messages along the line of "kill your friend now so he doesn't get a chance to act when you go back home".
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Unread 12-23-2010, 02:42 AM   #19
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Poll created, and then ascended to its FINAL FORM.
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Unread 12-23-2010, 02:51 AM   #20
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and then ascended to its FINAL FORM.
Non-anonymous voting?! YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DOOMED US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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