My Tesla Tank is Having problems

Bells · 03-30-2011, 12:36 AM

So, maybe one of you guys can help me out with my Tesla Tank?

Now, you see, it's a Pre-owned 2009 model, good condition, i thought i had a pretty good deal coming out of the Lot. The Tank Thread are fine. All titanium Screws (with the rubber cover for no extra charge!) thin g works like a beauty.

Now, today i went for a spin, you know, check the borders patrol the perimeter... that stuff. But the engine is chugging!

I Checked the primary battery, the secondary Lithium battery, the support Iodine Arm handler (you know, that Triangle Shapped thingy above the Lithium battery, the one that comes with the new models).

it feels like a small "kick" forward every time i push the engine beyond 60% thrust. The Tesla capacitor seem fine. Although i DID had to change one, cause the Copper was wearied down quite a bit. The other one was fine though!

Other thing i noticed... i took it for a firing Test... now the Mega Charger goes to 100% in 15 sec. Flat, Amazing stuff! When i fire the main cannon on Blast Mode, i get a decent 50 yrd Burst At 100% power Thats 10 Gigajoules of Eletric Blasting power right there.

But when i change over to Beam Mode, i get a decent boost of a constant Stream at 75 yrds, but The Battery Goes to below 60% in just 7 seconds and i'm only pulling 7 Gigajoules out of that.... i dunno, doesn't feel right.

So, any thoughts?!

TDK · 03-30-2011, 06:55 AM

I give your technobabble a B-.

Bells · 03-30-2011, 10:19 AM

Well, i thought that going full technobabble would turn away some of the less Technogeeks around here, but it still doesn't help mah Tesla tanks to getz movin!

Professor Smarmiarty · 03-30-2011, 10:34 AM

Turn everything off, wait a minute, turn it back on again. nub

shiney · 03-30-2011, 10:47 AM

IS THE DEVICE PLUGGED IN

PLEASE ENSURE THE DEVICE IS PLUGGED IN TO THE WALL

BATTERY POWER? NO NO, CHECK THE CORDS

Mr.Bookworm · 03-30-2011, 10:50 AM

Hm, I checked the owner's manual and couldn't find anything, and Google didn't help either.

I only have limited experience with Tesla Tanks, because I drive an Apocalypse (horrible gas mileage, but really helps in heavy traffic), but I would guess after talking to a friend of mine who has one that your problem is probably the Americans sending someone back in time to sabotage your tank.

Have Stalin get together a kill team and send them back to check it out, then turn it off, plug everything back in, and restart.

Professor Smarmiarty · 03-30-2011, 10:53 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL I already told him how to fix it guys. Lrn 2 read

Shyria Dracnoir · 03-30-2011, 10:54 AM

Did you drop it in a lake recently?

Aldurin · 03-30-2011, 11:01 AM

Drive in the following formation to jailbreak it and disable the programs that make it run bad enough that you'd probably buy the newest one.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Start.

bluestarultor · 03-30-2011, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aldurin

Drive in the following formation to jailbreak it and disable the programs that make it run bad enough that you'd probably buy the newest one.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Start.

Remember to pull a reverse to get the cross bar on the A. Start has to be done in Vladimir Script and all lowercase so it's connected.

03-30-2011, 12:36 AM	#1
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	My Tesla Tank is Having problems So, maybe one of you guys can help me out with my Tesla Tank? Now, you see, it's a Pre-owned 2009 model, good condition, i thought i had a pretty good deal coming out of the Lot. The Tank Thread are fine. All titanium Screws (with the rubber cover for no extra charge!) thin g works like a beauty. Now, today i went for a spin, you know, check the borders patrol the perimeter... that stuff. But the engine is chugging! I Checked the primary battery, the secondary Lithium battery, the support Iodine Arm handler (you know, that Triangle Shapped thingy above the Lithium battery, the one that comes with the new models). it feels like a small "kick" forward every time i push the engine beyond 60% thrust. The Tesla capacitor seem fine. Although i DID had to change one, cause the Copper was wearied down quite a bit. The other one was fine though! Other thing i noticed... i took it for a firing Test... now the Mega Charger goes to 100% in 15 sec. Flat, Amazing stuff! When i fire the main cannon on Blast Mode, i get a decent 50 yrd Burst At 100% power Thats 10 Gigajoules of Eletric Blasting power right there. But when i change over to Beam Mode, i get a decent boost of a constant Stream at 75 yrds, but The Battery Goes to below 60% in just 7 seconds and i'm only pulling 7 Gigajoules out of that.... i dunno, doesn't feel right. So, any thoughts?! __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

03-30-2011, 10:19 AM	#3
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Well, i thought that going full technobabble would turn away some of the less Technogeeks around here, but it still doesn't help mah Tesla tanks to getz movin! __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

03-30-2011, 10:47 AM	#5
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	IS THE DEVICE PLUGGED IN PLEASE ENSURE THE DEVICE IS PLUGGED IN TO THE WALL BATTERY POWER? NO NO, CHECK THE CORDS __________________ boop

03-30-2011, 10:54 AM	#8
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Did you drop it in a lake recently? __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

03-30-2011, 06:55 AM	#2
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	I give your technobabble a B-.

03-30-2011, 10:34 AM	#4
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Turn everything off, wait a minute, turn it back on again. nub

03-30-2011, 10:50 AM	#6
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	Hm, I checked the owner's manual and couldn't find anything, and Google didn't help either. I only have limited experience with Tesla Tanks, because I drive an Apocalypse (horrible gas mileage, but really helps in heavy traffic), but I would guess after talking to a friend of mine who has one that your problem is probably the Americans sending someone back in time to sabotage your tank. Have Stalin get together a kill team and send them back to check it out, then turn it off, plug everything back in, and restart.

03-30-2011, 10:53 AM	#7
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	LOLOLOLOLOLOL I already told him how to fix it guys. Lrn 2 read

03-30-2011, 11:01 AM	#9
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Drive in the following formation to jailbreak it and disable the programs that make it run bad enough that you'd probably buy the newest one. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Start.