Scars! - Page 4

Professor Smarmiarty · 04-17-2011, 01:32 PM

You can jam my pistons, you can smash my metal skull, you can break my sensor eyes but you cannot scar me because I cannot love.

POS Industries · 04-17-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth SS

He's a WITCH!

Dammit! And I was hoping to go to the Xavier School! Fuck England!

...but okay, true story: I had a bicycle accident when I was 8 or 9 (lost control coming down a hill, went straight off a 3-foot-high ledge over a parking lot and landed on my head) and actually do have a small scar on my forehead from the gash.

It used to be above my hairline, but time has been a harsh mistress on that front.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 04-17-2011, 02:20 PM

I have the coolest scar ever; it's on my freaking eye! Not on my face near my eye, I mean actually on the surface of my eyeball, right over the iris. Apparantly it probably happened during birth somehow. You can only see it in really close up photograths of my eye though.

And, boringly, I also have one from when I had my appendix out, but judging by this thread that's probably about the only normal one out of everyone here. Seriously you all have gotten into some serious scrapes.

DarkDrgon · 04-17-2011, 09:36 PM

I have one action badass one over my left eye from when I was 3 and wondered what those things hanging under my cats tail were (hint: my cat was not neutered.)

dozens on my leg from cutting it up when I learned to skate, a couple on my knuckles from various fights, and one on my back from a day in bed.

Azisien · 04-17-2011, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

This is why you lie about it.

"I got it in a knife fight with a Brazillian rape gang in defense of a nun."

We think on similar lines. When people see it and ask, my default explanation is a machete fight.

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Originally Posted by Darth SS

I call shenanigans. You seriously looked down and were like, "Oh hey, there's large chunks of calf muscle curiously absent from my leg. Hm. This is an interesting development which may warrant further intervention such as to assure that my foot does not fall off."?

Muscle wasn't missing, I don't think it got past my skin. But deep enough to leave a scar. Also I definitely wasn't a man when this happened.

Aldurin · 04-17-2011, 10:35 PM

The varying lengths of the posts on this thread is fascinating.

The only scar I have is a faint one on my forehead (hidden by my hair now) that I got at 4 years old when I tripped and hit my head on a rock at an airport. I think it needed stitches or something.

phil_ · 04-17-2011, 11:21 PM

I congratulate those with face scars, because facial scars are badass. Except for DarkDrgon; don't grab cat balls, man.

I also laugh at POS for losing his hair because I can, see any picture in the camwhore thread.

Finally, I have a tiny, unnoticeable scar above my left eye from _mike hitting me with a plastic sword when we were little. He has a scar along one of his fingers from where I cut it off with scissors, so we're cool.

Aldurin · 04-17-2011, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by phil_

don't grab cat balls, man.

Words to live by.

synkr0nized · 04-17-2011, 11:34 PM

One time a test subject made use of rockets to dislodge some of my cores and then tossed them into a fire.

Archbio · 04-18-2011, 12:03 AM

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When people see it and ask, my default explanation is a machete fight.

My default explanation is Quint's USS Indianapolis monologue from Jaws.

04-17-2011, 09:36 PM	#34
DarkDrgon Always Trick Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 978	I have one action badass one over my left eye from when I was 3 and wondered what those things hanging under my cats tail were (hint: my cat was not neutered.) dozens on my leg from cutting it up when I learned to skate, a couple on my knuckles from various fights, and one on my back from a day in bed. __________________ [color=red] Kneel before the Lord Drgon, or you will be knelt.

04-17-2011, 11:21 PM	#37
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	I congratulate those with face scars, because facial scars are badass. Except for DarkDrgon; don't grab cat balls, man. I also laugh at POS for losing his hair because I can, see any picture in the camwhore thread. Finally, I have a tiny, unnoticeable scar above my left eye from _mike hitting me with a plastic sword when we were little. He has a scar along one of his fingers from where I cut it off with scissors, so we're cool. __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

04-17-2011, 11:34 PM	#39
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,861	I cannot really claim those as scars, though. One time a test subject made use of rockets to dislodge some of my cores and then tossed them into a fire. __________________ Find love.

04-17-2011, 01:32 PM	#31
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	You can jam my pistons, you can smash my metal skull, you can break my sensor eyes but you cannot scar me because I cannot love.

04-17-2011, 10:35 PM	#36
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	The varying lengths of the posts on this thread is fascinating. The only scar I have is a faint one on my forehead (hidden by my hair now) that I got at 4 years old when I tripped and hit my head on a rock at an airport. I think it needed stitches or something.