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Unread 05-06-2011, 01:33 AM   #1
Nique
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Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years.
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LET US DISCUSS PROBLEMS OF THIS NATURE SUCH AS HOW WHEN THE IMAGE IS SLIGHTLY DISTORTED ON OUR FUTURISTIC MOVING-PICTURE DEVICES THAT WE MAY COME DOWN ON THE CABLE REPAIR MAN WITH WRATH NOT UNLIKE THAT OF A GOD. FOR WHEN LORDS OF THE EARTH ARE UNABLE TO WATCH "16 AND PREGNANT" OUR WORLD IS SHATTERED.

For example, my magic game box is slightly less impressive now that I cannot play high-tech interactive games over the internet. Stupid PSN.
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Unread 05-06-2011, 01:34 AM   #2
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McTahr INVENTED reputation, you know! McTahr INVENTED reputation, you know! McTahr INVENTED reputation, you know! McTahr INVENTED reputation, you know! McTahr INVENTED reputation, you know! McTahr INVENTED reputation, you know! McTahr INVENTED reputation, you know! McTahr INVENTED reputation, you know!
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The light on my water filter is red. My drinking water is not pure.

I could fucking die.
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Unread 05-06-2011, 01:43 AM   #3
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POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them.
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My apartment is a mess and despite slaving 30 some hours a week selling cellular phones in a heated and air conditioned store, I just can't scrape together enough money to hire a maid.

Why has God forsaken me?
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Unread 05-06-2011, 01:52 AM   #4
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Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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I am an extremely gifted writer, and I have such stories to tell, and thanks to the pampered welfare society I live in I'm free from such worldly concerns as making a living that could take time away from the work, but because I don't have any pressure it takes me a very long time to make any progress.

It's too easy to get distracted with the infinitely accessible entertainment available to me!
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Unread 05-06-2011, 01:53 AM   #5
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ALSO CHECK IT OUT HOW IS MY FAMILY SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION WITH ONLY ONE CAR?! I DON'T CARE IF SOME KID IN THE DESERT HAS TO EAT DIRT FOR A LIVING BECUASE AN OIL RIG IS SUCKING ALL THE WEALTH OUT OF HIS COUNTRY WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TAKE THE BUS?!
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Unread 05-06-2011, 02:04 AM   #6
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Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime. Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime. Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime. Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime. Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime. Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime. Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime. Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime. Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime. Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime. Satan's Onion once rocked so hard it's now a crime.
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I only have access to high-speed internet for part of the day and some of the week. This means that sometimes, when I want to download something very large, like a new game, I have to wait...perhaps for up to three days. I often have no recourse but to amuse myself with the games, shows and music I've already loaded to my laptop WHY MUST I BE PUNISHED? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
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Unread 05-06-2011, 02:23 AM   #7
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Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana.
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So when Nique makes a thread...

Nevermind, I too am saddened over the loss of internet on my black game box.
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Unread 05-06-2011, 02:55 AM   #8
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Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own.
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So I used to have a job where I sat around all day and played video games. Then the dryer at said job exploded and they moved me inside. Now I have to WORK every day. FUCK this shit.
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Unread 05-06-2011, 03:00 AM   #9
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synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law. synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law. synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law. synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law. synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law. synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law. synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law. synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law. synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law. synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law. synkr0nized isn't just above the law -- they are the law.
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My motherboard was recalled and is currently in the mail back to the manufacturer. What the shit, how will I digitally annihilate my enemies? Oh right I have other computers. But not that one. Come on.
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Unread 05-06-2011, 04:28 AM   #10
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i have a Wii a PSP a PC capable of running all the latest games, cable Tv and i'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored right now this is soooooooooooooo not fair, this world sucks! Also, i'm sick of reruns of my favorite shows all night, i want new episodes! gawd! why things never work out for me!?
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