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Unread 06-07-2011, 04:39 PM   #1
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Ffffff- I'm a smoker again

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Unread 06-07-2011, 04:40 PM   #2
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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Ugggggggggh this is the grossest, worst habit, what the fuck is wrong with me.
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Unread 06-07-2011, 04:43 PM   #3
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Dammit man, haven't those anti-cigarette ads taught you anything? Smoking means you're Hitler!

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Unread 06-07-2011, 04:45 PM   #4
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Man, fifth. Smoking is bad for your health and your wallet. It makes you look pretty cool, though...
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Unread 06-07-2011, 04:48 PM   #5
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Are those all actually made of cigarettes? Because if so then they bought alot of cigarettes to campaign against cigarettes.

But yeah, Fifth your a dumbass and smoking is bad, and those two statements are completely unrelated.
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Unread 06-07-2011, 04:48 PM   #6
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Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I've done it several times

I need to quit again though...ugh.
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Unread 06-07-2011, 04:51 PM   #7
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Non-Smoker.

Smoker.

Images taken from Body Worlds, which is basically an exhibit that features actual human bodies which have undergone some kind of preservation process. I didn't get the chance to see it myself when it came through town a while back, but I've heard plenty of people say the garbage cans near the bodies of smokers were filled with cigarettes people had thrown away after seeing the display.
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Unread 06-07-2011, 04:57 PM   #8
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I managed to cut back and no only smoke a few occasionally, usually when drunk. I'm hoping to cut down on that too and eventually not smoke a single one ever.

ARE YOU GOING TO BE WORSE THAN ME!? DO YOU SUCK THAT MUCH!?
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Unread 06-07-2011, 04:58 PM   #9
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Get one of those electric cigarettes, so that you can kill yourself with science*.

*Note: Electronic cigarettes are only a simulation and don't actually kill you, sadly.
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Unread 06-07-2011, 05:03 PM   #10
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Fifth, if you smoke, you are giving every tv show, commercial, and person, including yourself, a free pass to make you feel like shit. And they will all take it. There is nothing America loves better than bashing on those on whom it is socially acceptable. Smokers are basically like gingers here.
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