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Unread 08-14-2011, 07:13 PM   #1
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Ffffff- Everyone Knows That!

So today was the final day of my last Phi Theta Kappa convention at my college before I transfer to the University this fall. For those of you who do not know, Phi Theta Kappa is one of the largest Honor Societies for two-year colleges in the world, and I've been pleased to associate myself with them.

However...

Basically, aside from an hour-long business meeting at the end, we gathered to discuss honors projects, eat barbecue, and just hang out together. Which was groovy and all, but I wound up being severely disappointed in that the events of the convention did not culminate into either a massive LARP, DnD Game, or a massive orgy. I mean, what the fuck, right?

Everyone knows that nerdy people are sexually-starved, gaming enthusiast deviants. Everyone knows it! It says so, right in the Revenge of the Nerds movie!

(So what stereotypes have any of you recently discovered to not quite live up to reputation? Please share your discoveries, as well as where the stereotypes could be found.)
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Unread 08-14-2011, 09:55 PM   #2
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I was born into a mormon family but don't have 6 hot "moms" that I'm not actually related to. AM DISAPPOINT.
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Unread 08-14-2011, 10:09 PM   #3
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...Did Seil recently sign up an alternate account as "Hatake Kakashi"
Or maybe back in 2005 I guess, I dunno
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Unread 08-14-2011, 10:29 PM   #4
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the vast majority of people attending otakon are attractive and not overweight/acnelicious.

shocking, isn't it.
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Unread 08-14-2011, 10:30 PM   #5
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the vast majority of people attending otakon are attractive and not overweight/acnelicious.

shocking, isn't it.
Those ones are too afraid to brave the dangers of the sky fireball to get to the convention.
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Unread 08-14-2011, 11:24 PM   #6
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I was born into a mormon family but don't have 6 hot "moms" that I'm not actually related to. AM DISAPPOINT.
How would you plan to relate to those hot moms, Pip?
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Unread 08-14-2011, 11:25 PM   #7
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With my dick?
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Unread 08-14-2011, 11:36 PM   #8
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With my dick?
I don't know whether to love you or hate you for that remark. Bravo.
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Unread 08-15-2011, 12:35 AM   #9
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...Did Seil recently sign up an alternate account as "Hatake Kakashi"
Or maybe back in 2005 I guess, I dunno
How do we know that you're not Seil in disguise huh?
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Unread 08-15-2011, 12:48 AM   #10
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How do we know that you're not Seil in disguise huh?
It would explain the pink.
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