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Unread 08-28-2011, 11:30 AM   #1
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So I had this amazing dream last night where I was on vacation in some foreign land where the Olympics were taking place. While there I stumbled upon a meeting and heard the Olympic Committee planning to fix the women's weightlifting events. Being the guy I am, I vowed to stop them at all costs.

... then they sent female body builders to my hotel to assassinate me and stuff got weird. There was a car chase and some other junk. Eventually, I evaded capture and made my way to the Olympic arena where I saved an ambassador from being assassinated and used that good will to stop the Olympic committee.

So, yeah.

I know we had a dream thread a while ago and I think it's about time we get another one going because I can't be the only guy having awesome dreams lately.
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Unread 08-28-2011, 11:45 AM   #2
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I once had a dream that the audio on my computer started working again (it'd been out for around a month), and then I got up, and the dream inspired me to start working on it again and I presses some things and plugged in my headphones and it magically worked again.

As a kid I used to have recurring dreams of battling an invisible cowboy.
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Unread 08-28-2011, 11:50 AM   #3
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Damn you Bard, you just got that Rhinestone Cowboy song stuck in my head!
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Unread 08-28-2011, 12:25 PM   #4
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I had a memorable dream several years ago involving the olympics, for some reason. It was the first interplanetary olympics and due to some clerical error I was put on Earth's olympic cooking team. My teammates and I were all "wat" and they let me wander around the space station while they worked. And I ran into this really nice girl from Alpha Centauri, she was called Terra because her parents were massive Earth nerds and she was repesenting whatever their planet was called as a thief, which for some reason involved leaping between walls and trees with a ninja sword and looking cool.

It's hard to tell what's the more unlikely part, that she went with me back to Earth or that we had to carry the prize some Earthling or other had won in the games: A blueprint for an engine that would run on water. This was pretty big news, as it turns out, because when our space shuttle entered the atmosphere it was met with four large missiles. (One for each of the four oil companies among the world's ten most profitable companies, now that I think about it.) Terra and I parachuted out together all prepared to battle our way to the Nobel committee and deliver the blueprint, but then I woke up.

I don't think I've had a more amazing dream before or since.

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Unread 08-28-2011, 12:56 PM   #5
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Unread 08-28-2011, 05:46 PM   #6
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I once had a dream that the audio on my computer started working again (it'd been out for around a month), and then I got up, and the dream inspired me to start working on it again and I presses some things and plugged in my headphones and it magically worked again.

As a kid I used to have recurring dreams of battling an invisible cowboy.
If he was invisible... how did you know he was a cowboy?
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Unread 08-28-2011, 07:44 PM   #7
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Because those are just the sort of things I came there knowing. Also I think there was a good cowboy who was visible, so yeah.
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Unread 08-28-2011, 07:52 PM   #8
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I had a dream that starred Nathan Fillion last night.

Don't remember anything about it though, other than that.
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Unread 08-28-2011, 08:46 PM   #9
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Unread 08-28-2011, 09:02 PM   #10
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Years ago I got to thinking. "Vampires, werewolves, and zombies all spread the virus from biting... what happens if they start biting each other?"

take a wild guess what was laying siege to my school that night?
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