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Unread 11-25-2011, 10:06 AM   #21
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My mom is working 7-5 at Kohls on Black Friday. I hope she survives in one piece.
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Unread 11-25-2011, 07:02 PM   #22
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SAN LEANDRO, Calif. (AP) — A robber shot a Black Friday shopper who refused to give up his purchases outside a Walmart store, leaving the victim hospitalized in critical but stable condition after one of several violent incidents in California that marred the annual bargain-hunting ritual, authorities said.

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At another Walmart in a wealthy suburb of Los Angeles, a woman trying to get the upper hand to buy cheap electronics unleashed pepper spray on a crowd of shoppers, causing minor injuries to 20 people, police said.
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Unread 11-26-2011, 12:53 AM   #23
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I took my wife out for some knitting needles tonight and the stores were still busy. Pretty nuts.
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Unread 11-26-2011, 12:59 AM   #24
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Guys, I like to buy things but sometimes I feel bad about buying things! How do you think I should feel about my role in this our culture of consumerism?
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Unread 11-26-2011, 01:09 AM   #25
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Well, in figuring out where the most likely place to find a PS3 at 1 o'clock in the afternoon, I hit upon the sheer genius of going to the store nobody goes to...Target

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Unread 11-26-2011, 06:07 AM   #26
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Unread 11-26-2011, 06:30 AM   #27
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Knitting needles, Nique? That's just not playing it safe.
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Unread 11-26-2011, 09:37 AM   #28
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I'm disappointed. With all the deaths and injuries surrounding Black Friday shopping in recent years I had expected it to be traced back to that.
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Unread 11-27-2011, 08:11 AM   #29
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I love black friday, much in the way that I loved "Bridalplasty" and want M. Night Shyamalan to make another Last Airbender movie. Which is to say "with complete sincerity." There's no ironic distance in the act of watching culture dive to new lows and disappoint me in new and exciting ways, just the sensation of SHIT I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FEEL JOY ANYMORE BUT THANK GOD I CAN STILL FEEL SOMETHING. I'm like a hate-junkie, shooting up more and more trying to experience that first magical high again.
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Unread 11-27-2011, 08:28 AM   #30
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What happened to our "No hipsters" sign on the door?
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