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Archbio · 12-02-2011, 12:13 AM

Doesn't growing a beard demand less effort than growing a mustache? For the people who can grow beards at, I mean, as opposed to people whose facial hair is more limited.

It wouldn't be quite shaving, or quite not shaving.

Like taking a whole eyebrow off is less hassle than trimming it. Now that was a good trend.

Grandmaster_Skweeb · 12-02-2011, 12:57 AM

Yes, growing a beard takes no effort at all because it is an automagic biological process of keratin extrusion via the hair follicle. Same amount of effort as mustache. No more, no less.

Unless you're Gordito Delgado who grew a fine 'stache through sheer force of will.

and with that cleared up, grooming a beard can be a rather timely process depending on the style, thickness, and length of said beard owner. One errant slip of the trimmer or clippers and glorious symmetrical balance is thrown all kattywompus. Then the crushing shame sets in. Followed by the determination to salvage with emergency symmetry styling.

Archbio · 12-02-2011, 01:11 AM

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Same amount of effort as mustache. No more, no less.

What I was saying is that to grow a mustache, someone who grows more facial hair naturally than is necessary to have just the mustache needs to continue shaving the rest of the facial hair, which is more effort than just letting everything grow into a whatever beard and takes more care than just shaving everything off, since I imagine you don't want a lopsided mustache.

It's seems the grooming choice that demands the more care, is what I'm getting at.

Fifthfiend · 12-02-2011, 04:15 AM

Yeah beards basically just happen

A moustache takes commitment

EDIT like you can put work into your beard but one way or another it's still a beard

But like if you let your moustache go then you pretty much just end up with like... a shitty beard

Amake · 12-02-2011, 05:12 AM

I have it on good authority that mustaches are thoroughly unsexy precisely because you're putting effort into styling and grooming hair that's basically growing out of your nose.

With snot.

Sifright · 12-02-2011, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Amake

I have it on good authority that mustaches are thoroughly unsexy precisely because you're putting effort into styling and grooming hair that's basically growing out of your nose.

With snot.

Some one doesn't seem to understand what a mustache is because i'm pretty sure people dont use the hair from inside their nose to make it.

Archbio · 12-02-2011, 05:34 AM

Well, some people could.

Amake · 12-02-2011, 05:48 AM

Nonetheless, that's how it looks to members of their fairer sex.

Darth SS · 12-02-2011, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Yeah beards basically just happen

A moustache takes commitment

EDIT like you can put work into your beard but one way or another it's still a beard

But like if you let your moustache go then you pretty much just end up with like... a shitty beard

Here's the thing I hate about fifth. He's a douche and you wait for an opportunity to call him out and say he's wrong. BUT, just like now, he's completely 100% right.

Well played sir.

I hope that Tom Selleck blesses you with the gift of mustache.

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Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Yeah beards basically just happen A moustache takes commitment EDIT like you can put work into your beard but one way or another it's still a beard But like if you let your moustache go then you pretty much just end up with like... a shitty beard __________________ check out my buttspresso Last edited by Fifthfiend; 12-02-2011 at 04:17 AM.

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Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	I have it on good authority that mustaches are thoroughly unsexy precisely because you're putting effort into styling and grooming hair that's basically growing out of your nose. With snot. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

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Archbio Data is Turned On Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,980	Well, some people could. __________________ 6201 Reasons to Support Electoral Reform.

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Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Nonetheless, that's how it looks to members of their fairer sex. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

12-02-2011, 12:57 AM	#22
Grandmaster_Skweeb Doesn't care anymore Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,429	Yes, growing a beard takes no effort at all because it is an automagic biological process of keratin extrusion via the hair follicle. Same amount of effort as mustache. No more, no less. Unless you're Gordito Delgado who grew a fine 'stache through sheer force of will. and with that cleared up, grooming a beard can be a rather timely process depending on the style, thickness, and length of said beard owner. One errant slip of the trimmer or clippers and glorious symmetrical balance is thrown all kattywompus. Then the crushing shame sets in. Followed by the determination to salvage with emergency symmetry styling.