The Terrible Neighbors Thread

TDK · 01-30-2012, 04:38 PM

Dear neighbor,

I understand that you would like to learn to play the guitar, but JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST would you learn to tune the fucking thing, it sounds like you are strangling a cat.

I further recognize that Smoke on the Water was a pretty rockin' song, but you do not need to play it over and over again. Maybe...maybe try learning how to actually play it? I mean I thought it was pretty much the easiest thing to play in the entire world (I don't even play the guitar and I can play it), but hey, maybe you're five years old or something.

How can you be this terrible and have an amp and an electric guitar? Are you one of those douchebags who enters college, decides he is going to be the guy with the guitar, then promptly buys a guitar and an amp and all this stuff, and then never actually learns how to play it?

Don't be that guy.

Yours Truly, the guy who lives across from your window who is kept awake by your terrible fucking guitar playing

PS: I enjoy the smell of pot smoke as much as the next college student, but please stop smoking it in the alley.

Fifthfiend · 01-30-2012, 04:39 PM

This one time my parents' neighbor pulled a wooden property-marker stake out of the ground, threw it at my mother, and told her she stank like a shit.

TDK · 01-30-2012, 04:40 PM

In his defense, your mother do stank like shit.

Magus · 01-30-2012, 04:51 PM

Clearly he said like a shit, which is not as bad as stanking like shit, as in all the shit.

Out here where I live you have to worry more about your neighbor shooting your dog than anything else.

Which is to say, some our dogs have been shot by our neighbors.

Fifthfiend · 01-30-2012, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDK

In his defense, your mother do stank like shit.

Fifthfiend · 01-30-2012, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDK

In his defense, your mother do stank like shit.

Flarecobra · 01-30-2012, 04:58 PM

You need to go "Animal House" on the guitar.

Fifthfiend · 01-30-2012, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TDK

In his defense, your mother do stank like shit.

Magus · 01-30-2012, 05:03 PM

Bluto would probably have been less pissed over Smoke on the Water played badly than I Gave My Love A Cherry played badly (or at all).

Or rather I can picture Bluto being the guy playing Smoke on the Water badly.

Fifthfiend · 01-30-2012, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TDK

In his defense, your mother do stank like shit.

01-30-2012, 04:38 PM	#1
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	The Terrible Neighbors Thread Dear neighbor, I understand that you would like to learn to play the guitar, but JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST would you learn to tune the fucking thing, it sounds like you are strangling a cat. I further recognize that Smoke on the Water was a pretty rockin' song, but you do not need to play it over and over again. Maybe...maybe try learning how to actually play it? I mean I thought it was pretty much the easiest thing to play in the entire world (I don't even play the guitar and I can play it), but hey, maybe you're five years old or something. How can you be this terrible and have an amp and an electric guitar? Are you one of those douchebags who enters college, decides he is going to be the guy with the guitar, then promptly buys a guitar and an amp and all this stuff, and then never actually learns how to play it? Don't be that guy. Yours Truly, the guy who lives across from your window who is kept awake by your terrible fucking guitar playing PS: I enjoy the smell of pot smoke as much as the next college student, but please stop smoking it in the alley.

01-30-2012, 04:39 PM	#2
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	This one time my parents' neighbor pulled a wooden property-marker stake out of the ground, threw it at my mother, and told her she stank like a shit. __________________ check out my buttspresso

01-30-2012, 04:40 PM	#3
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	loljk <3 In his defense, your mother do stank like shit.

01-30-2012, 04:51 PM	#4
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	Clearly he said like a shit, which is not as bad as stanking like shit, as in all the shit. Out here where I live you have to worry more about your neighbor shooting your dog than anything else. Which is to say, some our dogs have been shot by our neighbors. __________________ The Valiant Review

01-30-2012, 04:58 PM	#7
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	You need to go "Animal House" on the guitar. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

01-30-2012, 05:03 PM	#9
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	I GAVE MY LOVE A CHICKEN THAT HAD NO BONES is the worst lyric ever Bluto would probably have been less pissed over Smoke on the Water played badly than I Gave My Love A Cherry played badly (or at all). Or rather I can picture Bluto being the guy playing Smoke on the Water badly. __________________ The Valiant Review