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Unread 01-30-2012, 05:06 PM   #11
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Unread 01-30-2012, 05:17 PM   #12
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Around here the only problem with neighbors is trying to tell if they're serial killers or just Swedish. Seriously since I moved to this apartment in 2004 I've had exactly one conversation with anyone in the whole city district, a neighbor couple who had fallen prey to the outer door, which locks itself randomly sometimes after 10 pm. I opened it for them.
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Unread 01-30-2012, 05:22 PM   #13
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Around here the only problem with neighbors is trying to tell if they're serial killers or just Swedish. Seriously since I moved to this apartment in 2004 I've had exactly one conversation with anyone in the whole city district, a neighbor couple who had fallen prey to the outer door, which locks itself randomly sometimes after 10 pm. I opened it for them.
Since my only experience with Sweden is reading "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo", I think it's safe to assume all your Swedish neighbors are violent serial rapists and murderers.
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Unread 01-30-2012, 05:24 PM   #14
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My neighbors like to smoke pot and talk loudly in the hallway separating our apartments until around 2am.

Yet people in my complex are afraid of me because I never talk to them or go to social events. They think I'm a serial killer or something.
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Unread 01-30-2012, 05:26 PM   #15
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Unread 01-30-2012, 05:29 PM   #16
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Unread 01-30-2012, 05:50 PM   #18
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I understand that you would like to learn to play the guitar, but JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST would you learn to tune the fucking thing, it sounds like you are strangling a cat.

...I just started trying to learn how to play recently.

I was just talking to my mom about how I need to tune it.
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...I just started trying to learn how to play recently.

I was just talking to my mom about how I need to tune it.
Okay, do that.

AND STOP SMOKING POT IN THE ALLEY. AND TELL YOUR DOG TO STOP BARKING.
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Unread 01-30-2012, 06:00 PM   #20
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Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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Since my only experience with Sweden is reading "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo", I think it's safe to assume all your Swedish neighbors are violent serial rapists and murderers.
You know what they say about the person who has read only one book. I recommend some Jan Guillou, Astrid Lindgren and by all means Frans G Bengtsson's epic Red Orm.

So yeah, close-ass neighbors are weird. My best friends have always lived between twenty minutes and four hours away, or what we in the countryside called "next door".
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