Call of Duty, best ending ever...

Jagos · 02-14-2012, 01:10 AM

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For the Guinness World Records 2012 Gamer's Edition book, 13,519 votes were collected to bring us the "definitive list of the greatest video game endings of all time." By "definitive," Guinness means not definitive at all by their own admission that "the list will cause heated debate." The titles that dominate, which come almost exclusively from the last decade, don't determine anything other than how much of a popularity contest these polls really are.

Call of Duty: Black Ops tops the list as supposedly having the greatest videogame ending ever. Oooooh! Zombies! Mind-blowing plot twist right there. Do the entries get any better further down the list? Well, #11 is Super Mario Bros. That game doesn't even have an ending! The Princess just tells you to play hard mode! And Sonic Adventure 2 is just... wrong. You can check the full list below. Admittedly, some of the games have decent endings, but there is no rhyme or reason to the order. Seriously, this did not need to be a thing.

I can't even speak... I can barely type. But are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Call of FRIGGIN DUTY?! No mention of Mother 3, Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, Sakura Taisen... SOMETHING that showed this wasn't a damn popularity contest!?

Shyria Dracnoir · 02-14-2012, 01:21 AM

Okami or get the fuck out of Dodge.

stefan · 02-14-2012, 01:21 AM

welcome to the "Gaming Community."

enjoy your stay, the vomit buckets are located next to the "casual mysogyny 101" tutorial booths.

Kim · 02-14-2012, 01:24 AM

Haha "casual" misogyny

Shyria Dracnoir · 02-14-2012, 01:27 AM

Fucking casuals, man

3stan · 02-14-2012, 01:42 AM

I see things like this and think, "Hey, at least it's not the Open Source Boob Project."

Bells · 02-14-2012, 01:43 AM

i wanna say a thousand things... but the only coherent thought i can form after seeing that list is "this is dumb"... so...

This is dumb.

Arcanum · 02-14-2012, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir

Okami or get the fuck out of Dodge.

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POS Industries · 02-14-2012, 01:59 AM

I get the feeling most of the people who voted didn't quite understand what they were voting for.

3stan · 02-14-2012, 02:01 AM

Jesus Christ, why did I look at it.

Fallout 3. The ending nobody liked. The ending that everybody agreed was stupid, pointless, and against the spirit of the game. The ending the developers fixed with DLC by having a character point out it was stupid. Is on the list of greatest endings ever.

Conversely, Metal Gear Solid 3. The ending that is generally agreed to be the high point of the game. That reduces me to tears when I watch it. That cleverly homages and pulls apart both action films and power fantasies*. Is lower than Super fucking Mario Brothers.

What the everloving fuck.

*Spare me your lolwuts, I know I'm pretentious.

02-14-2012, 01:21 AM	#2
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Okami or get the fuck out of Dodge. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

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Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Haha "casual" misogyny __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

02-14-2012, 01:27 AM	#5
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Fucking casuals, man __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

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Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	i wanna say a thousand things... but the only coherent thought i can form after seeing that list is "this is dumb"... so... This is dumb. __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

02-14-2012, 01:21 AM	#3
stefan Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 870	welcome to the "Gaming Community." enjoy your stay, the vomit buckets are located next to the "casual mysogyny 101" tutorial booths.

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POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	I get the feeling most of the people who voted didn't quite understand what they were voting for. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

02-14-2012, 02:01 AM	#10
3stan NOTICE MEEEEEE Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Over there Posts: 193	Jesus Christ, why did I look at it. Fallout 3. The ending nobody liked. The ending that everybody agreed was stupid, pointless, and against the spirit of the game. The ending the developers fixed with DLC by having a character point out it was stupid. Is on the list of greatest endings ever. Conversely, Metal Gear Solid 3. The ending that is generally agreed to be the high point of the game. That reduces me to tears when I watch it. That cleverly homages and pulls apart both action films and power fantasies. Is lower than Super fucking Mario Brothers. What the everloving fuck. Spare me your lolwuts, I know I'm pretentious. __________________ Mah Twitter Mah Tumblr One of mah favourite songs