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Unread 11-13-2014, 01:59 PM   #1
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So I was taking a look at fruits before humans got into selectively breeding them and it got me thinking, are any fruits naturally large? I mean watermelons were smaller than golf balls. Were any fruits large to start with because I can't find any and figure just statistically there has to be something that evolved fruit larger than my fist.
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Unread 11-13-2014, 02:08 PM   #2
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Jackfruit. It's the world's largest tree-borne fruit. At the very least, it'll give you a jumping-off point.
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Unread 11-13-2014, 06:56 PM   #3
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Durian. They have to put netting under the trees due to how they can drop at a moment's notice for no particular reason. They've been known to kill folk because heavy, large, and spiky durian fruit death from above.
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I would've thought it was because of the smell.
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While not traditionally thought of as a fruit, nuts are part of the broader biological classification of fruits and products of fruiting plants, and the nuts of the Deez tree are said to be especially impressive in size. Some as big as your head.
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While not traditionally thought of as a fruit, nuts are part of the broader biological classification of fruits and products of fruiting plants, and the nuts of the Deez tree are said to be especially impressive in size. Some as big as your head.
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Unread 11-14-2014, 09:15 PM   #7
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Well, if you're counting nuts, we've got a lovely bunch of coconuts?

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If my hate towards you could be used to generate power, we would have have a permanent solution to our energy crisis'
That's not a very fruitful discussion.
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If my hate towards you could be used to generate power, we would have have a permanent solution to our energy crisis'
Don't get so pomeggravated over a simple pun. Keeping this discussion peachful is easier than you'd think.
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Unread 11-14-2014, 10:25 PM   #9
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I'm getting razzed here. I would berry much like it to stop.
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What, a conversation on fruits and nuts not very apeeling to you, daimo? Well that's just grape. Take the zest out of life, why don't you.
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