#833: "M.A.R.T.A.N.s, what is your profession?"

Kurosen · 04-14-2007, 02:55 AM

Sorry it took so long to get the comic online. Went to see Grindhouse at midnight and I just now got back to a non-auto-updated comic. Bah!

Kroze Gamegod · 04-14-2007, 03:05 AM

My god...
Great 300 parody as well as bringing back the ol "Counting fighter twice" joke.
I really hope these guys don't die just so we can see them being random in the future and misusing even more 300 quotes (Since just about every line in that movie is quotable).
This comic is made of Epic WIN!

Quseio · 04-14-2007, 04:14 AM

Did anyone else expect black mage to Hadoken the fiz out of them imean cmon it has been far to long and they are clearly a idiocy that needs to be vaporized before it annoys him any longer

Loki, The Fallen · 04-14-2007, 04:29 AM

Light Warriors better be careful! DMs tend to make shop-keepers and such much higher level then the Party.

Especially those Blacksmiths...

Well, maybe not so bad. A high level crossword editor? What are they going to do, bore them to death?

...no good can come from this...

Lord Setheris · 04-14-2007, 05:32 AM

Do not doubt the power of NPCs turned guard!

Organism X · 04-14-2007, 06:50 AM

Those guys are probably just as stupid as king Steve.

Tendronai · 04-14-2007, 06:52 AM

I'll doubt the power of anyone I feel, thank you.

And a bunch of stupid NPC's think that they can stop the Light Warriors? That is madness!
Anyone? .

Sky Warrior Bob · 04-14-2007, 07:00 AM

Why not S.P.A.R.T.A.N.s? (Special Police Armed Reservists & Troop Auxilary Network)

I mean, it isn't exactly like Spartans are copywritten, and I think the 300 joke would go over a bit better. I mean, with a name like Martans, I thought it was a joke on some sort of Big Lots store that I wasn't getting (I think its called Martin's).

SWB

Bisected8 · 04-14-2007, 08:20 AM

Curse poor Fighter incredible skills.

Tiako · 04-14-2007, 08:58 AM

Brian, please don't use slow-mo in the next battle. Please.

04-14-2007, 04:29 AM	#4
Loki, The Fallen -~= 'Biter' =~- Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 701	Drowned and Torn aTitle� Light Warriors better be careful! DMs tend to make shop-keepers and such much higher level then the Party. Especially those Blacksmiths... Well, maybe not so bad. A high level crossword editor? What are they going to do, bore them to death? ...no good can come from this... __________________ For the love of all that is holy don't go here!

04-14-2007, 05:32 AM	#5
Lord Setheris A Guardian Angel Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,311	Do not doubt the power of NPCs turned guard! __________________ As a 21 year old virgin, I'm strongly opposed to anything that reminds me that people are having sex in high school.

04-14-2007, 06:52 AM	#7
Tendronai I will crush your economy. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Magical mystical land of Canada. Posts: 1,364	I'll doubt the power of anyone I feel, thank you. And a bunch of stupid NPC's think that they can stop the Light Warriors? That is madness! Anyone? . __________________ Give me your wallet before I destroy you, mortal.

04-14-2007, 08:20 AM	#9
Bisected8 Floating point binary converter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Staffordshire, Great Britain Posts: 386	Curse poor Fighter incredible skills. __________________ "Once you're dead you're made for life"- Jimi Hendrix "I wish men had boobs"- Emma Bunton

04-14-2007, 08:58 AM	#10
Tiako FREEEEDOOOOM! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 286	Brian, please don't use slow-mo in the next battle. Please. __________________ Red Mage: Every time there's an invasion by monster warlords, or an end of the world, they look for people like us. Black Mage: Well, not like us. Red Mage: Granted. Thief: Obviously.

04-14-2007, 03:05 AM	#2
Kroze Gamegod Monty Mole Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Denton, TX Posts: 896	My god... Great 300 parody as well as bringing back the ol "Counting fighter twice" joke. I really hope these guys don't die just so we can see them being random in the future and misusing even more 300 quotes (Since just about every line in that movie is quotable). This comic is made of Epic WIN!

04-14-2007, 04:14 AM	#3
Quseio Goomba Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 16	Did anyone else expect black mage to Hadoken the fiz out of them imean cmon it has been far to long and they are clearly a idiocy that needs to be vaporized before it annoys him any longer

04-14-2007, 06:50 AM	#6
Organism X Troopa Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 71	Those guys are probably just as stupid as king Steve.

04-14-2007, 07:00 AM	#8
Sky Warrior Bob bOB iZ brOkeN Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a nice place to visit... Posts: 3,755	Why not S.P.A.R.T.A.N.s? (Special Police Armed Reservists & Troop Auxilary Network) I mean, it isn't exactly like Spartans are copywritten, and I think the 300 joke would go over a bit better. I mean, with a name like Martans, I thought it was a joke on some sort of Big Lots store that I wasn't getting (I think its called Martin's). SWB __________________ :bmage: Because breakdancing is evil, and so am I, you will click on this link: The power of evil compels you... You are in error. No one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation. Yes I know the breakdancing BM link doesn't work, and I don't care.