SMB's terrorism school now open

[Professor Smarmiarty]

So once of the first years I teach just got arrested for making crystal meth, got his halls of residence evacuated, bomb squad in to make sure it ok.
I don't know whether to be impressed that he clearly learned something or horrified at his sloppy techniques.
I only teach them chemistry, however, and my opportunity to teach the wider subjects proper for neccessary mental grounding is limited. Really this is the inditement of the university system, we highly train these people in super criminal skills without teaching them the proper outlet for these skills (progressive dismantlement of the government).

Don't know the point of this thread, just thought it was wacky. Also the WTF smilely is smoking, it seems appropriate