Kicking Solves all Problems!

[krogothwolf]

So I have a co-worker around my place who thinks everything broken can be solved with a kick. He's a very simple minded barbarian who does tower over most everyone else so I can see why Kicking is his choice of solution, but this has created a rather funny series of events today for him.

Event 1, His car wouldn't start so he figured kicking it would work, it didn't and he apparently jammed his brake pad down and it's now stuck so he was late because of that.

Event 2, His computer was "slow" as he says so he kicked it. This caused it to fall on his foot and also managed to loosen the cables inside the PC. Being the ass I am I said it was broken and gave him an even slower computer. A P4 1.6GHZ Processor with only 256MB of ram. AHAHAHA, it's fucking slow for what he needs it for but it entertained me. I'll keep the "broken" one for a bit to teach him a lesson.

Event 3, His Drawer wouldn't open so he kicked it and got his foot stuck and had to have help getting it removed. He had to hollow down the halls because he was to far from his phone and couldn't reach it.

Event 4, He went to kick a piece of heavy machinery that wasn't working and missed, kicking a steel pole. He kicked it with enough force he broke at least his big toe and was taken to the hospital as well as put on suspension with pay for the rest of the week. I find it extremely funny.

Just figured I share it with you and to teach any kickers out there, don't kick things you may break your toe!