In which we talk about talking

Magus · 04-21-2011, 11:12 PM

Hey, Pastor Fred helped me through a lot of tough times in juvenile detention center, and then my arraignment for murder, and then those years in jail, and then my arraignment for that second murder, and then he was even there for me when I broke out of prison and held his family at gunpoint in a stand-off with police. Through all of that, he never quit saying, "Listen, son, it's not too late to turn your life around. Unless you aim that shotgun at my face, in which case that sniper is going to blow your brains all over the wall. So what you should do is set it down and let's talk about what Jesus would do in this situation."

So if TWG is like Pastor Fred, then he is a great and godly man! Now excuse me, I think I heard some muffled voices outside the back door. They may be using the battering ram any second now, I have to move the couch into a more advantageous position for cover.

04-21-2011, 11:12 PM	#33
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	Hey, Pastor Fred helped me through a lot of tough times in juvenile detention center, and then my arraignment for murder, and then those years in jail, and then my arraignment for that second murder, and then he was even there for me when I broke out of prison and held his family at gunpoint in a stand-off with police. Through all of that, he never quit saying, "Listen, son, it's not too late to turn your life around. Unless you aim that shotgun at my face, in which case that sniper is going to blow your brains all over the wall. So what you should do is set it down and let's talk about what Jesus would do in this situation." So if TWG is like Pastor Fred, then he is a great and godly man! Now excuse me, I think I heard some muffled voices outside the back door. They may be using the battering ram any second now, I have to move the couch into a more advantageous position for cover. __________________ The Valiant Review