The All-New, All-Inclusive Job Wanting and/or Job Having SUPERTHREAD!

[The SSB Intern]

It's been a while since we've had a nice job thread and I got an excuse to make one. Let's get fucking professional, guys.

So, I have a job interview this Thursday for a greasy fast food service position. I don't think I started out too well as I made fun of the guy on the phone for mispronouncing my name (I thought he was another army recruiter). With that in mind, I have to ace this interview if I want this job, and I really, really do. So, I call upon you NPF! Lend me your strength!

-The eye contact issue: is it true to never break eye contact under any circumstances?

-I have a slight nervousness around strangers or when I'm trying to think. I'll frequently touch my face or hair while talking. Any advice on curbing this?

-One of the sites I went to for tips said not to bring your cell phone. That doesn't really sound right, but maybe I'm wrong?

-Tie or no tie?

Also, any other random tips you can pass out would be greatly appreciated!