How It Should Have Ended: NPF Edition

BitVyper · 06-29-2011, 09:14 PM

Post your versions of how movies/games/books/etc should have ended.

I got to thinking about Home Alone because of a Cracked article that suggested that Kevin woulda been fucked. I disagree.

I don't really remember a lot about the movie, but I figure if we're gonna be all gritty and realistic about it, it would have ended one of three ways:

A: Twenty minutes in, the thieves, having slipped on the walk that was clearly iced intentionally, and burned a hand on the doorknob, decide to move on to one of the other homes they planned to invade that Christmas.

B: Twenty five minutes in, a wrap up shows us the end result of a civil suit the thieves (under the pretense of being carollers or something) pressed against Kevin's parents for laying traps in their front yard.

C: Ten minutes in, Kevin phones the police. Movie over.

06-29-2011, 09:14 PM	#1
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	How It Should Have Ended: NPF Edition Post your versions of how movies/games/books/etc should have ended. I got to thinking about Home Alone because of a Cracked article that suggested that Kevin woulda been fucked. I disagree. I don't really remember a lot about the movie, but I figure if we're gonna be all gritty and realistic about it, it would have ended one of three ways: A: Twenty minutes in, the thieves, having slipped on the walk that was clearly iced intentionally, and burned a hand on the doorknob, decide to move on to one of the other homes they planned to invade that Christmas. B: Twenty five minutes in, a wrap up shows us the end result of a civil suit the thieves (under the pretense of being carollers or something) pressed against Kevin's parents for laying traps in their front yard. C: Ten minutes in, Kevin phones the police. Movie over. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.