"Our Many Guests" or "Fuck Alt Titles For Threads"

**Revising Ocelot** · 12-07-2011, 08:40 PM

I could make a filthy joke about NPF being a whorehouse, but I'm not that much of a douchebag. Instead I'm just implicitly making it, which makes all the difference in the world.

Anyways, I noticed about two months ago that the number of guests browsing the forums has just about quadrupled. As I write now, there are 19 members online, and 103 guests. They are frequently witnessed perusing the Dead threads section. They could be newcomers to the website, drawn in by the Dreadful and whatnot, but that would ordinarily lead to more new forum members that make posts for delicious dissection. Not so in this case, as far as I've observed.

Who are these watchers in the dark? What is their ulterior purpose? Are our souls safe?

Am I being a stupid doodoo-head?

12-07-2011, 08:40 PM	#1
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	"Our Many Guests" or "Fuck Alt Titles For Threads" I could make a filthy joke about NPF being a whorehouse, but I'm not that much of a douchebag. Instead I'm just implicitly making it, which makes all the difference in the world. Anyways, I noticed about two months ago that the number of guests browsing the forums has just about quadrupled. As I write now, there are 19 members online, and 103 guests. They are frequently witnessed perusing the Dead threads section. They could be newcomers to the website, drawn in by the Dreadful and whatnot, but that would ordinarily lead to more new forum members that make posts for delicious dissection. Not so in this case, as far as I've observed. Who are these watchers in the dark? What is their ulterior purpose? Are our souls safe? Am I being a stupid doodoo-head? __________________ magic sucks