[buttz tag here plz] NPF Chapter 1: Meh-herp-e-derp

[Aldurin]

Uh, your head. Well, at least you think it's your head, heard to tell when wearing an avatar all the time. As your vision clears, you see the forums in shambles around you. From what you can tell, one of the subforums collapsed on around you, blocking off any links needed to exit. Other around you start to wake up and take in the surroundings. The forum clock is visible, but bouncing back and forth between 4 hour increments (at least that is working normally). A single thread is open, though the posts are destroyed and the reply button looks like it's barely clinging to the wall.

[Day 1 starting processes]

Token C and Token H get admin powers, which immediately brings permabans upon them both, rendering them unable to do anything period. Token C fails to make a derpitude save against the banning and dies on the spot.

Osterbaum is currently impaled on a stray phallus and cannot move, but still alive.

Member list:
Osterbaum (critical condition)
Insanegenius
akaSM
Hawk
CABAL49
Kyanbu the Legend
Magus
Fifthfiend
Flarecobra
Loyal
Eckscizor
Shyria Dracnoir
Thadius
Whomper (currently dead from being NOT-Whomper)
Synkronized
Amake
Smarty McBarrelpants
Geminex
Bitvyper
Satan's Onion
Mauve Mage
Relm Zephyrous
Betty Elms
Token A
Token Wright
Token C (slain by perma-ban Day 1)
Token D
White Token
Token F
Token G (slain by vote missile)
Token H (currently perma-banned, but alive)
Token I
Token J
Token K
Token L (slain for inactivity)
Token M (slain by Token Wright's wrath)
Token N (see Token M)
Token O (critical condition)
Token English

Token Noir

Fenris (pinned to the wall by phallus)

What will you do?