Here's something to make you feel ashamed to be a gamer!

Solid Snake · 02-14-2012, 03:41 PM

This is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever witnessed.

...Man, I'm going to need to wash a shitload of bile out of my mouth. I may never play a game again lest I be associated with this douchebaggery.

Someone needs to explain to me:
1: Who the heck thought that these individuals were reasonably representative samples of the gaming community;
2: Who thought it'd be a great idea to lead off with the overweight guy going on some lengthy speech about how fuckin' smokin' hawt the ladies participating in the contest were, as if that's the collective value of their contributions;
(Also why is it always the ugliest / most overweight guy on these reality shows who turns out to be the most depraved and creepy? Is that like an editing trick, like it wouldn't be sufficiently funny if the military hunk was crushin' on them, but edit the stereotypically socially awkward guy into sounding like a perv and its comedy gold?)
3: Who thought it'd be a great idea to have a random model with no experience in the industry join two (male, of course) individuals with actual 'experience' as judges;
4: What the hell cockroaches have to do with anything;
5: Who put Egoraptor up to this bullshit.

Watching this video has made me feel ashamed to associate with all of them, to own a PS3, to have been a Sony customer since the PS1 days and uuuuugggghhhh God someone please shut off my brain.

Wouldn't it be nice if there was a 'gaming reality show' that actually intelligently approached its subject, treated its participants like real people and didn't indulge in hokey, sexist, racist, inconsequentially dumb bullshit, or deliberately cast people who simply shouldn't be there, and actually incorporate judges who should be judging them based on their actual performances? Then when someone was like "Snake, you're a gamer!" I'd be like "Yeah, check this out, we're good people!"

EDIT: "Hey loud obnoxious girl, you're Hispanic, aren't you?"
"Why yes, yes I am!"
"So that explains why you're so loud and obnoxious!"
UUUUGGGGHHHHH

02-14-2012, 03:41 PM	#1
Solid Snake Erotic Esquire Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,563	Here's something to make you feel ashamed to be a gamer! This is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever witnessed. ...Man, I'm going to need to wash a shitload of bile out of my mouth. I may never play a game again lest I be associated with this douchebaggery. Someone needs to explain to me: 1: Who the heck thought that these individuals were reasonably representative samples of the gaming community; 2: Who thought it'd be a great idea to lead off with the overweight guy going on some lengthy speech about how fuckin' smokin' hawt the ladies participating in the contest were, as if that's the collective value of their contributions; (Also why is it always the ugliest / most overweight guy on these reality shows who turns out to be the most depraved and creepy? Is that like an editing trick, like it wouldn't be sufficiently funny if the military hunk was crushin' on them, but edit the stereotypically socially awkward guy into sounding like a perv and its comedy gold?) 3: Who thought it'd be a great idea to have a random model with no experience in the industry join two (male, of course) individuals with actual 'experience' as judges; 4: What the hell cockroaches have to do with anything; 5: Who put Egoraptor up to this bullshit. Watching this video has made me feel ashamed to associate with all of them, to own a PS3, to have been a Sony customer since the PS1 days and *uuuuugggghhhh* God someone please shut off my brain. Wouldn't it be nice if there was a 'gaming reality show' that actually intelligently approached its subject, treated its participants like real people and didn't indulge in hokey, sexist, racist, inconsequentially dumb bullshit, or deliberately cast people who simply shouldn't be there, and actually incorporate judges who should be judging them based on their actual performances? Then when someone was like "Snake, you're a gamer!" I'd be like "Yeah, check this out, we're good people!" EDIT: "Hey loud obnoxious girl, you're Hispanic, aren't you?" "Why yes, yes I am!" "So that explains why you're so loud and obnoxious!" *UUUUGGGGHHHHH* __________________ *WARNING:* Snek's all up in this thread. Be prepared to read massive walls of text. Last edited by Solid Snake; 02-14-2012 at 03:45 PM.